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Show Feature SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY APRIL 28, 2004 25 Or Crankcase is the real jerk!!!! By Clint Nielsen Bus Driver Unparalleled Took the jazz band to Park ft ' ; ' ,'' ";?','' ''4'''4s, '' ' "s , , 4, When Carolyn Peterson was it was still attached to the snake. Jim Ott? Usually, when his young, she was told, Youll see mind goes blank, he forgets to when youre 50. Shes 50 now and she hasnt seen a thing. turn off the sound. When Dennis Brunner goes Arlyn Hafen says, If at first end of a you dont succeed... so much for fishing, its jerk on one the line waiting for a jerk on the skydiving. A collision is what happens other. Bob Wells says that last week when the Babe and Mike Noel go he bought his wife, Rose, a carv- after the same pedestrian. Doug McFadden has raised two ing set... three chisels and a mallet. When her kids were young, strong, powerful boys. Doug says, she punished them by sending Never raise a hand against your kids... it leaves your groin unthem to bed with supper. friends. protected! Lynn Button has no The other night he brought home Sully Sullivan says, Heres a a parrot from Salt Lake. It told helpful shopping tip. You can him to get out! get a pair of shoes for one dollar Fred Chappell? He gives fail- at the bowling alley. Youre ure a bad name! Hes got a ter- right, Sully, but red and gray rible inferiority complex... and really arent your colors. hes right. If he werent already Kyle Brunner says that the secret to longevity is to keep crazy, hed go nuts. little My buddy, Sarge Baker, breathing. And I always had you aint the sharpest knife in the pegged as a dummy, Kyle! City for the state competition. Though they didnt win, they did very well. Merrilee Terry and her group are to be highly complimented, not only for their performance but also for the fact that this is the first time the J azz Band has made it to State in seven years. Congratulations! Also, took Linda Aldermans drama team to Nephi for their state competition. Lindas one-aplays didnt qualify, but some students went on their excellent individual performances. All did well, especially Tace Robinson, who took home a medal clutched in his hot little hand. A tip of the old chapeau to Linda and her talented crew. They are a class act. Im a bit of an actor, too. Every time I open my mouth, the Babe screams, Shut up, you drawer. How many Sarges would idiot! Quit acting like a damned it take to screw in a light bulb. fool! None. Sarge would just sit back Last Halloween I scared the and say, Its all right. Ill just sit out of Dilworth here in the dark. Perkins. I showed up at his house One out of every four people is dressed as a job. mentally unbalanced. Mike Hash at a restaurant makes Walkers three closest friends me shaky because I dont know are Dean Pepper, Tamra Painter what they put into it. Hash at and Hal Hamblin. Theyre all home makes me even shakier right. That makes you number because I do know what the four, Mike. Babe puts into it. On the subject Its great to be around Rory of the Babe, at a Hawaiian luau, Brunner. You dont have to they eat with their fingers. Big think. He takes a position and deal! The Babes family eats like you automatically take the opthat all the time. posite one and you know youre Then theres Tom Willardson! right. Hes quite a bit like Dil Perkins. Theyre not addicted to booze. Theyre addicted to snooze. Even Toms dad hated him. As a child, his dad once gave Tom a rattle... ct ()!! Garden Angels Folks, it is time for the little garden angels to appear. They come in all colors and shapes, they have the appearance of angels, but watch out! They sneak into the daffodil patch when no one is looking they pluck the yellow blooms and disappear. Sometimes you see them sitting in the myrtle patch, picking greenery and putting it in their hair. You can hear them giggle occasionally and sometimes they will show you a lady bug which happened by and found a resting place on a little arm. The garden angels enjoy listening to the birds sing, and they like to chase the bunnies. They feed the chipmunks and chase butterflies. I found a little garden angel the other day. She is the daughter of Rick and Audrey Lathim of Fredonia. SheisaJocieangel. Thanks for bringing sunshine and love into lifes garden, Jocie. You really are an angel, you know. Even if mom would disagree - sometimes. Photo and caption by Myma Cox. for Ken Glovers insomnia is so bad, he cant even sleep during his shift at Glaziers. Dean Pepper, you need to move away from Mike Walker. Deans latest profound observation? You can observe a lot by watch- ing. 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