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Show Southerner Sabotaged In Scoop By Scribe Leakage from the office of Southerner has put a fly in the ointment oint-ment about all this mysticism concerning the yearbook and has resulted in the scoop of sum sensational stuff. Marked as a traitor to Southerner is one (This ain't Latin) C. Pom-puli Pom-puli Dispasium (second counsil to C. Dewey). He tells all. We question ques-tion his mental capacity. Fer instance, this year's cover is done in gan-green. The word Southerner glares across the page in large print. (1-100 of inch letters.) Printing is done in a color foreign to the ordinary individual (ordinary meaning one who works at Ordnance plant). In order to create confusion and pandemonium, (See Webster, page 1176,) every page has been printed up-side-down. Hint: Turn book other way and be surprised. On the sports page is a beautiful colored picture of Sid Faldmo done in black and blue. A scoop picture showing Sid's operation scar result of hangnail brings out the human element in the book. ROTC pages show four pictures of George (Simon Legree) Wilde browbeating Joe (Little Eva) Bonny. Professional jealousy, no doubt. Joe won't tell George the color of hair dye he's using. Additional pages cover student life-lessness, football (d) feats, speech (less) tournaments, etc. Southerner motto: "Keep 'em guessing." E. pluribus unum sem-pre sem-pre fideles. (This is Latin.) |