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Show JBT 1 . ' ... How the Bridegroom Turned L BY ADA PATTERSON. At last the downtrodden bride-Rroom bride-Rroom has turned. Tne cluilisy, larrje tooted, crimson faced, apolo CCtic man. upon whom nobody ever bestoiri a glance at ihe wedding except to deride, lias risen in the Dlighl of Ins . r l: r and shown tlia.' the sf.irit ot the about-to-be-mar tied man is not dead, that it onlv leepetb lv Pittsburg the decorum Ol . Wedding was disturbed bv the BOOn-tO-be husband .iragcinj .he bet man from toe cbnrch and soundly beating nun, while most ot the 300 wedding guest stood about 00 the sidewalk, cheering. Those who were "' so engaged remained within tbe sacred ediico to restore tbe fainting bride to COOgeioni ness. The pour bi.'t of tale iests. the man whom lie and SVeryoni elv,. ex-I'cet- to look like ' f,,o) ' n. wedding dav and who li v . down to general esMetatioTM, baa been v in dieataj. The most insignblcsnt Bgore at wedding loomed )are as its hero. The total i y unforeseen baa happened The poor, low I- worm of the ouptial dnv has at last turned The yooftg man who wanted ,-o be married, .-.n.j who bad even reached the altar itage in the evolution of the bridetcrooni, has had manv e.m t-antoiis in torment Tving white ribbon, on trunks, xnd mnblaon ng cabs with the legend "We are lust married'' are commonplace leata. Harsassd bridegrooms seared lv turn a deeper shade of embar raatineni for the8e a,.teDtiotis from the would be humorists thev bav tnddsn 10 tl,e.r weddings Kidnap lg fh. bride , -t dcli.Mte iit, prank that ha- been played and the perpetrator 1 lived to 0f it Bui the prankish best man. who' wnn the preacher aed "Wilj voa tal this woman .'" bawltvl 1- nursing a Irightfnllv "ad and applying arVie TtJ I mueh battered bod J . It was a Mke a v. rv greed joke, and when i broke up the wedding Abe bsatl man guxTswed with donkey l.ke joy. , ns little eirenasslaaee marred Pleasure in the Uke The brlda not being a practice ,ok j le-Mig as .'Te mi'Jl 'n. flQw ens on their v. rdding dnv. jF in, : ili,- !,, . ' Vo bad isyoH M . i .. lips. faistBa -.i d. Tlu bridegroom, after J iiirr al the. pale. pretV jae pit? H Mi -la i- 01 ' - -t eium. liftejV her fainting form into ? paw tnm ; . 1 n , - rat inns of mhr . inrsuing the iMJlaBp best mar to fjie M.e-,vn)k, h" jWf-' I''.,- pron.' ,.t' n;i;l,a) ,-; iq: ftte mBs-. clnrjiir.! t- T-'th hi yPBl WedditjL' ."lests would slI rtHK if titer.- were no brides. ThU jW';-. n I'm- dr.- en homo belm tlx: MfBis;. man' ear -villi ti-.- bnilegreom m t hill" '.vomer are fc, in- rt'piii;ited .v ti:c altar. best man 'm nose rendered "fr!3 I i.. Tins srWV i-onsiered except as a nonumB of awkwardness and a target uoiiJd be witti' i-ms. hut ,VBJH bridegroom, laughed r.' by his - - celling trmrSMfM bore testimotiv to in is 'l5'. . Hi Tb- bridegroom, i -v 111 Tnr4 RJil good job of his undertaking! rv: ' -i-'irtiiur: foot :it the n,an.J to been t he fjrst "'"M bride Douldle - ih interrupt'' j I hit P,r" ficular. TI arst he; f A v ub'-d a "' '' k-'r"('l,,(a4B lt the resent t ' B 1 a-1. .' ma'-' ssfelf ; I ' ? M::., - -wartiage '"'LrtMuT: bet ter 1 ssv'' ;,c . habit ot t lBtsaSBBBBal ding-, rortiinale ' .;' 1 Mi' tadi? tC' damrenipg. Hut better 'V"LO 1 earr ."n e dl-r"ne i .1'"'' gj Hotter -a woman l""5-' issuing njHL , .-.'it the p,iyZ I ' trfijBllH .-',. e; i , . Ti :i m;;le i mf OOtt W , j W t ,e o ...r. .-If t",n'hLl0 i br.d- -r.-.-ie '- ' Nf"-l -If pall be.Tr.-r- than weddlill-' P'.T! I for ar. t oiv.' iM J I |