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Show SOME MEETING Paper Editors Discuss Things About Papers in Their Various Phases. Quite b fw of our brotner paper editors Tueedayed in our mldflt, The.,- most of them come to the Metrolo-pus Metrolo-pus to have cood time, and thev had it. didn't uu. brothers'.' The Joprnallatfl met a' our Com. club In the a. m . and was tn meeting quite h White. The principal business busi-ness of tha editors waa to Wes is satisfied with just Pitch. elect new officers and they done it The new officers was satisfactory to every bod iii fact, they was too satisfactory. s soon as thev frot elect Pd a. lot of the brothers was so tickled that they went awa- trom meet-in meet-in and laid out to elect soul" more officers. Then) as went away said they was so nfucn pleased with Syndicate newsnaner? that thee couldn't hardly stand no more. Brother FitzKibhen of the Hayflen1 Mower to'.d the Zlppisl man that syndicate newspapers w-s worse than syndicate baseball VVe didn t know what wet syndicate syn-dicate baseball, so we asked "es Bttrrows, the penial captain of the Zion Bb. nine. A" said that syndicate baseball was when me captain cap-tain wanted to be pit' h and ketch both. Wes he don't want no syndicate baaebglii bO'S satisfied with just pitch. Brother Ily MurdOck be Couldn't stay In meetinc all the time because he got a telephope that the molasses thai Jake Swingle Bent in to pa" hla subscription with was melting and runnlnc all over the office floor. Jake he makeg molasses fin". but n- hasn't cot no cans to nut it in. BO he nuts It outside arid lets it cet froze in btg chunks. Thep he peddle? It around. He sent a five lb. chunk to Brother Murdock, but as tlT" editor was In Zipping Zion he couldn't stop it from melting in his hot office That's the reason rea-son Brother Murdock couldn't stay in incctins: all the time. Bin Blalsdell. he of the argue Oyeg, let it et out right in meetinc; that be did not believe In the Blue Laws and tnat he had something. In his coat pocket that was against the Blue Laws. The Xinpist man as pained to see that it was lust after Bill went out that the other iourna'lsts v-iit out to eler-t more officers. Rumor hath It fnat BUI Is drinklnp quite a bit latterly, and that the people hasn't goj as muoli confidence in his oarjer as former. After the meeting all ot the edltois was invited by Mine Host C'aine who treated treat-ed to soda water galore and as much crackers as tne editors edi-tors could cat. and when thev had went thev all said that Mine Host C.iine was an awful ntce m8n and tlv proper personage for to he secretary of the Com. lub. We -want It distinctively understood that we are not a syndicate paper and that we mean every word In our slogan that. Is blazoned oi;t ever week, which is. 'Not owned by no octopus." Also we think this la a good lime to sav that we do the finest fin-est ioh work this side of the Jordan liver aind those wYio are In need of handbills will find our prices lower than them of our dL-ploable rival |