Show It Might Have Been Grass Well Skirts Skirts Well We'll Let It Lei Probably no one realizes what could have grown out of all this Hawaiian spirit if we only knew enough to play Hawaii about the first of September when the sun is hot and the grass grows long and green There are a lot of interesting Hawaiian customs that just cant can't get a foothold when November rolls around cold as a Canadian well diggers digger's knuckles Maybe we could play the Rainbows next Fourth of July and really go Hawaii There are those of us in the student body who think we couldn't go goso goso goso so wrong and those on the faculty faculty faculty fac fac- who are afraid we would go strong Nobody can say we didn't do dothe dothe dothe the best we could under the circumstances circumstances circumstances cir cir- though With all those colorful 1 lei e i s hanging around the place looked like a display of Christmas ties in a dime store When I came to school on Friday morning I just about ruined by viscera trying to obey red yellow and green lights at the same time But that isn't the biggest complaint complaint complaint com com- plaint Ive I've got to make about those leis The things have all the native characteristics of a crate of portable dust storms One day on the same campus with those fugitives from a blast furnace and even the most beautiful beautiful beautiful beau beau- coed looks like an undernourished undernourished undernourished under under- nourished porcupine and sneezes hard enough to start a boom in inthe inthe inthe the intermountain cyclone cellar industry Probably more university hab- hab swore off alcohol last Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day than on any other day on th the school calendar I know a fellow fellow fellow fel fel- fel- fel low who was such a drunkard that he used to spend his broke nights distilling the smoke from I the Phi Delt chimney but after that unexpected Friday ordeal you cant can't even get him to eat vanilla ice cream That's what selling those colored cobras without without without with with- out warning has done to those among us who have been told that the end is in sight when they start seeing colored snakes elephants and walruses One solution to the problem would be just to refuse to play the Rainbows at all The pow- pow that ers-that-be insist on it because they say were we're sure to win at least one game if we can get these sun fiends to come up herein here in the middle of winter but maybe maybe maybe may may- be we could substitute a Sun Bowl game with Juneau high school |