Show LETTERS of a Sophomore to his DAD Rk 5 Dear Dad Aloha That is Hawaiian meaning meaning meaning mean mean- ing hello we hail you or something something some some- thin thing like that I have been showing showing showing show show- ing the Hawaiians around our campus campus campus cam cam- pus and have picked up some of their language They have one of the finest football teams I have ever seen Our team beat them 34 to 19 I am going to use all my in influence influence influence in- in in- in fluence with Ike our coach and the athletic council to get this team in the Rocky Mountain conference They are fine sports and never offer any excuses when they lose It was good to see our boys back in condition again The rhe reason we lost those other games was that some of our men were injured and the others were so broken up about it iii that they couldn't do their best I must not miss any more games this year The only games we have lost are the ones I did not attend Next year is leap They say it is the custom for girls to hang the sorority pins on the college men they love so I guess I will be soon decorated with pins and spurs They say that many more girls are attending the University this year leap year than ever be before ore During During During Dur Dur- ing this year they use their greatest great great- est charm chann and we more attractive men will have to be on the watch to detect sham from the qualities o of lasting goodness and beauty I have ave devised a score sheet sort o of sociological scientific as V a ac search by which I c r re e will chart th th f P percentages s of of my girl friends i T l may publish it in In some res journal later ater research My re reward ward for independent th thin think in ing and frankness was that one Jr my t teachers said I was vas not not pa pass o of ing ing i in In n his class So I if you get any an any cards or letters from the office the Registrar dont don't get excited be because of nf cause I can explain everything Bonjour in in other words IG GOOd Night Your son Willum Villum Dun |