Show THE SLIPPERY PLATE there seems to be no to the fun one can get duj of it some funny things happen around those nameplate name plate machines that dont get in the paper said rubber neck to a standard man I 1 was corn ing around knothe corner when I 1 saw a gang working a machine for all thre th re waa in it the fellow at the handle seamed to tear the name of 7 G land era well pretty abon the plate came out all right enough but it looked gome thing like thin of cobrae that suit KO mr landers dipped in another coin and pro ceded to pump lome more in due time the plate dropped out as follows J GLANDERS J thought the rang would croak and the laugh was on air landera well ha raid he would go it once more lie was careful however this time not to let the bunch read the inscription but I 1 was quick enough to that the handwriting on the tag bore the following legend J GANDER mr landers gave it up in disgust aind the next gereon who the roa chine was a fat man alio wrote J F SMITHS DOG WHO owna pretty noon a man came along and wrote an obituary took four yr five plates but ho caid ha mast have it then a kid wrote two names on ofle plate and said h knew be could beat that outfit about time I 1 saw aiice rieny plate lying on tha sidewalk and of course I 1 bit off this IS ONE ON YOU NOW LAUCH 1 I threw down the tag and laughed nil right tind noticed a good many others do the same thing the person who machat tag ant bis worth A I 1 said before some flincy things happen that dont at in the the next victim was a prelay girl who tripp V the reporter had t r ta KJ it 21 |