Show madlne it baay there is a presbyterian family in washington which owns or is owned by a masterful boy of seven tho boys grandmother camo to visit them recently and reproached them because the child had not yet been baptized the mother protested lamely that she expected to defer that until the boy should unite with the church grandmother sniffed and said if they waited till the boy professed religion and wished to join the church wait until the forty first year of the millennium so it was decided that he should be baptized at once somewhat of the discussion reached the youngster and he marched bravely up to bis mother have I 1 got to be baptized lie asked yea dear answered the mother all right then said he cheerily 1 I dont care when you have it done I 1 had my arm broden and I 1 had my shoulder dislocated and I 1 feel it a bit when the doctor fixed them just have em give me a little chloroform and they can baptize me all they want washington rost |