Show curre W t arid A satisfactory so you wish to marry my daughter what Is your financial condition well sir ive figured out every exemption possible ive had the best legal advice that money could secure 1 ie e done bilode everything I 1 could to dodge it and I 1 still find that I 1 cannot escape nn an income tax take tier her my boy yours most mod important Love lovesick swain can you cook girl now just a minute george lets take these questions in their proper order the matter of 0 cooking Is of secondary importance boy oh I 1 what Is first girt can you provide the things to be cooked good budiner the mother alother mrs airs KIM kudless sa says ys she will give ghe for baby ats sister t er what do you think junior junior better take it while ashes willing then when mrs finds out what a nuisance she Is we can buy her back for most nothing in stylo style he cupid Is always represented as a poor little urchin without any garments she yes that la Is done so that lie will neier neer be out of fashion fas lilon NO BRAINS 00 0 she dad said you had more money than brains lie he good joke im broke ha ila ha she oh aes es he added that too law of compensation he H who contrives contrive by cu cunnin nise stealth to grab crab a bunch of suddon wealth may have hav to labor hard hanl name e day explaining how it canin cam hl chiq way not so bad two housewives were discussing marriage over the back fence have you any relatives who married particularly well asked one well replied the other my husband do so bad baal nature Is I 1 wonderful weve got two eyes said little harold and two ears why we gottko got two noses dont need two replied sister because each nose has two tunnels and when one lant working the other Is read the ret rest of it madam F friend to young wife contemplating divorce remember dear you took your husband tor for better or for worse young wife but I 1 take him tor for good did I 1 wrong assertive woman to motorist who hag a just wrecked his car youre very clumsy just beginning I 1 take it driver no madam I 1 ive just finished HIS MONEYS WORTH howd you get into tile show the other evening passed a counterfeit dollar at the door how was the show well I 1 got my moneys worth signs sign A ring around the moon means mean rain min As A many of 0 us know one round the finger of a girl all ah that means mean reign also honors honor in cosmetics has your daughter done well at college well we think blies bhea safe gate for honor honors ors in cosmetics usual way 11 1 I hear you are having a new house built of course did you ever hear of ana anybody body having an a of alil lifilie built ta |