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Show IBS Elvis Alive reports have been confirmed: Elvis Presley is alive and living in South Jordan. The first citing of The King" came from a Bingham Miner, who claims to have seen Elvis In Taco Bell trying their new Steak Burrito. T walked into Taco Bell for an after school snack, and low and behold there sat Mr. Presley himself chowing down, states amazed junior. Bill Packton. Many other Miners and citizens of South Jordan have seen Elvis throughout town. It seems every Friday at four o'clock, Mr. Presley can be seen walking his hound dog along Miner Mile, in his blue suede shoes. He has also been seen in All Albertsons buying pork rinds and renting "Three Stooges" videos. Is an Elvis craze sweeping South Jordan, or is it just something in the water? No matter what it is Elvis is back. But., what does he want? Some believe he's here to start a new singing trio with John Lennon, and Jim Morrison. Others think he's come to South Jordan to get a teaching job here at Bingham. Well, whatever his reasons for coming to South SERVICES Ctedt Cashing Gilt Certificates Money Orders Roosevelt Store 750E.200N. Roosevelt, UL 84066 801-722-22- 96 I vwswn union Phons Cards Ticket Outlet Wood Permfts XmesTrse Permits Video Rentals Vernal Store 575 E. Main Vernal, UL 84078 801-789-20- 01 CarpetOaanersy Yere Home Town Proud! |