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Show Country Corrsspcnfsnca HAPPY VALLEY We hate to see harvesting go, at -vw aint got nothing to look forward to now except Christmas, Christmas being eoa-tidderable eoa-tidderable over 3 too, away. Jim Snyder cornered a woodchuck under a fence tother day and doubled up a lot of withes and shoved em in at , the woodchuck so that the woodchuck could bite on em and get pulled out and killed, but the woodchuck overreached over-reached and ketched a holt of Jim's (hum and bit it clear to the bone, Jim wis to tick and disgusted that he tore down the fence and while he wat tear mg ft down the woodchuck run betweea hit legt unknown to him and escaped. Jim taya ha hates woodchucka wortcr than anny animile. Mitt Teenie Miller white cutting her cornt with her father't razor had the razor to slip on her, making a big knick . in tame. Her father wai turrible mad and aaid maybe ihe would like to have him give her the razor and use the taw to shave with. When the razor slipt it cut a gash in Teenie s great to. Mra Jim Wheeler has got a touch of rheumatism in her right ear. Thii is a peckulier place to get the rheumatism lay we. Benj. Cibbi while milking tother ev'g had hit cow Best to put her foot in the - -pail of milk without upsotting the milk. Benj. strained it and the folks never knew the difference. Benj. said it diden't taste anny more cowey than uthuaL Mitt Mary Ann Green of here is thinking think-ing tome of visiting m Bingville. If to, Bingville girlt had better look to their lorrela, at Mary Ana it a turrible fati-nater. fati-nater. EXCELSIOR. |