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Show Hank Snyder announces that h ain't going to cat anny nor f reea corn, being be-ing at haw the colonels get in between hit teeth and pry them apart and cause theni to ache him dretfuL Aim Hillyer, our talented loryer and legal light, almost had aerioua fight with bit wife tother morning which waa only averted by the quickness of Ame't trained legal mind. Ann put on a dean thirt but couldn't find anny buttont on it to button it up with. H got real eku'ted and hollered at Mr. Ame and Mra, A me the hollered back. Then Ame ditcovered that ha had put th thirt on wrong tide out and that the buttont were all there only underneath, under-neath, to it wat all right, to the dis-gurt dis-gurt ei the naybore. Mita Amelia Tucker, our reigning society queen, entertained a email party of f riendt at her palathial home tother ev'g. During the ev'g Mitt Amelia performed per-formed on the melodeura and almott everyboddy knew right away that the waa playing "Home, Sweat Home." Mita Amelia it getting to be turrible talented ou the melodeum. The party left early, voting a pleasant time having hav-ing been had by all Abe Witherow waa almott dittrackt-ed dittrackt-ed tother a. m., when he got up, being ai how he waa anable to find hit falie teeth, and mince pie for breakfatt too. It finally come to light that on retiring Abe had put hit teeth in hit right hand pantt pocket by mittakc, be alwaya patting pat-ting them in hit left hand panta pocket over night A habit ia certainly a funny fun-ny thing. Wei Woodruff, our expert hunter and trapper, while cleaning up hit trapt for hit fall hunting, ttepped in a fox trap he had layed on the floor. It bit W'ea in the heel, yanking the heel often hit boot Wet wat acairt almott to death, and lepped into the air to high he cruthed hit hat againtt the ceiling. Sime Peterton of Sorrow Hollow wn a visitor in Bingville latt wlc for the purpote of buying a nother pair of tuipendert, Sime taya he iweatt ao that hit tutpendert wear on him in no time. It wat only a yr. ago latt Jul that Sime. bought hit latt pair. Dad Henderson found a 1789 penny up to hit houtc tother day. Someone told him it wat worth $200 and Dad at oncet began to figger on what he would bur. Meanwhile he wrote to a man that buyt old monney and yesterday the man that buyt monney answered hit letter and said that The penny wat worth 5 cts. if it wat fn good condition. con-dition. Dad'i first impulse was to throw thit peany Into the crick, but better bet-ter council prevailed, so to tpeak, and Dad ia now holding the penny for a raise. Personals The thunder storm of last Tuesdy caused considerable rain to fajl on the roads and other placet which alleeviat-ed alleeviat-ed the dust and layed same. Mitt Nancy Green had a peckuliar thing to happen to her during the thunder thun-der storm. Miit Nancy hat turrible lugshoriant hair, and when the thunder Storm was at itt worst the wat en-gadged en-gadged in combing it. The first thing she knew tparkt begun to come right outen her .hair and it riz right up on end. Mist Nancy waa ao overcome by thit elecktrical demonttrathion that the crawled under the feather bed. When the Storm had went by the emerdged and resumed her hair combing and found that the cjecktrical disturbance had ceased, ",' ... -ifr-fr |