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Show COMPLAINTS MANY AND VARIED. Complete Harmony Had to Obtain In Organizations. "All clubs," said tho secretary, "keep complaint books, and somo of tho complaints com-plaints set down In them aro funny. In our book yesterday a momber complained com-plained 'that tho hot water waB always al-ways cold, and moreover, thcro novor was any.' "A novelist last wook had tho nerve to complain that his last now novel hadn't been added to the club library. "Young swells sometimes complain about tho club wines and clgarottes and cigars In order to introduce brands that they aro touting for on the sly. "Sometimes anonymous scandal soils tho complaint book's pages. Thus, last year, appeared this entry about a very popular member: " 'MaJ. HawklnB la flirting with too many of our wives. By tho way, he still owes that tenner ho knows to whom.' " |