Show A Western Senator at a Ball He was a Western Senator not used to fashionable ways and was a guest at a Washington ball Entering a large brilliantly 1 bril-liantly illuminated suit he suddenly i stopped backed toward the door and in horrified tones exclaimed My stars Ive made a mistake 1 My dear Senator Blank said the i hostess hurrying towards him whats i I the matter You look ill j Oh nothing nothing only I am such I a dolt I came very near entering this i 1 apartment by mistake Please pardon i me and show me the way to the ballroom ball-room Why Senator this is the ballroom What did you think it was Thethe ladies dressingroom murmured mur-mured the Senator mopping the perspiration perspi-ration from his brow Philadelphia Call |