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Show The Rambling Rhymster By LES PLETTNER Good Provider "My wife," remarked Cornelius Hale, "Thinks I'm the best of living male, "And on the head she hits the nail With no trace of myopia. The wav I brins the bacon in Likewise the cash and tinseled Unit Un-it makes her head to reel and spin, She calls me Corny-copia. She says the horn of plenty, I, Am the provider of the pie; That no one can come m e Anich. That I am never dopey-a. For when my check I get I slap It down into her willing lap . . . Though some might think that I'm a sap A sort of male Utopia I feci that I am well repaid, When I my offering have laid Upon her lap . . . and she has said, Yoa are my Corny-copia!' " |