Show I 1 L WHERE THEY GOT DONE among the gambli gambling og stories that the late pat used to tell in hla his i art shop said a new york reporter was one about a jackpot A beautiful young bride the story ran mrs entered a corner comer grocery ore morning band and said bald 11 have you any jackpots lack pots mr sandal bands no ajam mafte sands sanda on and he bid a smile behind hla his hand band ive got teapots and add coffee pots pota but jackpots li I dont stock oh dearl dear I 1 said tho the bride A frown wrinkled her smooth and beautiful brow tin im so BO corryl you see bee mr sands sanda my bus husbands bands mother used to tn cook for him hlen and nearly every night he talks in his bla sleep about a jackpot so bo I 1 thought id get one for since he ha mentions it so BO often he be must be used to it it could you tell me mr sands sanda what they cook tn in jackpots lack pots greens maam was the quick answer adages now new application its a tact fact sighed the impoverished horse horae dealer its a tho the cruet cruel wind blow hla his cotton trousers against hla his thinning limbs its a fact that my business la 13 getting worse and worse theroa theres no demand for any more it if people got get hold bold ot of money now they buy automobiles and lot let their horses go yes yea commented a grizzled old bookworm and how bow vividly the present state ot of tho the horse home market so BO dig dt heartening to you la Is explained by tho the adage money makes the mare BO 96 trouble in the constellations why asked sagittarius Is aide adde baran such a mad jagt there was waa no response well said after a ful pause ill be the goat why Is he bet because he be cant be sirius answered sagittarius A vagrant meteor tumbled but there was no other manifestation of applause GREAT t friend was Waa his bla college education of advantage to him proud dad you bet lie ho got a job BB as motorman rno torman almost immediately headed off if she iha puts put on a yell veil when bh he goes out with you know this it will be of no use for you to try to swipe a kiss oh mani mani M atje jack swears that he would traverse seas just to look into my eyes ethel ile he called on you last night as usual maud not last night he ha tele phoned roo me that it was raining too hard very much go 80 visitor my ily poor man I 1 suppose you have had bad no elevating influences tn in your life 1 f 1 convict indignantly indeed I 1 havo have maam you ought to have seen been how my partner could lift things no use stern patroness do you think a wife ought to question her husbands wisdom shrewd and it if they did few of 0 em cm would ever git an answer A proof of Compe competence women could have voted at this election without any a 3 about their bal ballots loti how do you know they could coulat because women iare used to folding blankets blan keta doubtful approval so your husband Is very Uc ticklish klish I 1 wonder how lie he would like to be cured of hla his infirmity oh doctor he be would be lust just tickled to death A base deed dead maud go 80 the soprano of 0 your church choir threw over the baat bass tor for the I 1 Estelle yes Yea she ehe thought the me tenor was more high toned an old idea in those old times ahen hen thoy thay cut off peoples heads the pain in of events proceeded oded on one mod modi a idea what waa that they tha block bloch batan ya tan WAIL OF THE kutcherman CHERMAN BUT steaks steaks all cut and ready to mail all but wiver a soul co come an into my shop hop oh beef trust ta in th this I 1 s well weilt pigs feels feet and pork chickens chicken and veal and trips tty counters are loaded with these theae an and 4 ome oin ot of them getting diwi hut but a eyer r tho the hungry throngs throne oo go surging past pait roy my door and no one olio ventures venture to step tep inside inalda and stand on my sawdust floor door for thousands hou sands anil and thousands have wor he sooner nooner starve than eat A morsel of flesh or fowl tilt down goi goes the ilia price ot of meat beef beat beef beef I 1 its it hard to collect the ilia bill bills but oh for or the touch of 0 a vanish 64 trade and the tha sound bound ot of a phone that la Is A HOT ONE I 1 often have something flash upon my memory that I 1 had bad forgotten for years diggs dad ono one of those flashes evet ve recall that five you borrowed three years ago elusive of happy days day make no complaints complaint always alway where you think they aln elat L sizing them up 1 I notice all tho the patrons patrona call yon yoi by bir it a different name remarked tin the observing guest yeas yea monsieur responded tbt ali brench waiter it la Is in zat way I 1 tell ze ae tips I 1 may expect ilow how so BOT i why it if zey shout hey cypull you I 1 I 1 get gel one backol it zey call me hoy I 1 get a dims dime and if zey ley say nay gartong Gar cong with one Par parisian fulan accent I 1 got get a 0 quarter I 1 compact r gunner what in tho the deuce to la that you have leavo hanging in your den old man auant guyer why that la Is an eskimo calendar I 1 gunner dut cut it only has two daya day in it I 1 guyer teats all right you know the days daya up there are six months long more than a mere idea loeckle havo you any idea den no aa to wh what at became of your dog have I 1 YOU YOO just bet I 1 havet when pork chops hams shoulders and pigs feet go EO up fly five cents a pound and the tha price of sausage chan changed gedwell well ive got more than a mere idea 1 wasted effort fort stella Stel laI I 1 was surprised to hear ot oi alsa Vas kassars sars engagement to young youna De Smythe maude were you surprised stella it ln in accord with the eternal fitness of Al things sings she speaks throe lEngu languages ages ani and he stands only one 80 60 UNHAPPY did your new novel have a happy ending scribbler no unhappy gaven pub 1116 hers turned lt it down and I 1 burnt burnit it up fetching when phyllis goes to take tho the sir air neth winter ski not only dot doe 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