Show J i SUCH IS LIFE ITHE THE DIARY OF OF ONE ENGAGEMENT RING Monday Monday Oh Oh Im I'm so happy A nice young man has haa Just bought me He Ie told the Jeweler HER lIER name Is Gr Grace ce and that she's the sweetest girl In Inthe Inthe inthe the world Hes He's going to put me on I her finger this evening Im I'm so h happy I fairly ring with Joy j i Tuesday TuesdaY This This Is a queer world Last night mv my master put me on I Graces Grace's engagement finger and then she started saying something rather sarcastic about seeing him talking to toa toa toia a certain Betty Pearson Then they I ia quarreled something awful Finally I Grace Jerked me oft off her finger Inger and i hurled me at my master Oh dear Im I'm so un unhappy appy I Wednesday Wednesday Here Here I am on Betty Pearsons Pearson's engagement finger My Iy I master put me there this evening and told Betty SHE SIZE is the sweetest girl in the world Betty Is a nice girl of ot course but I must say that I liked Grace much better As Ive I've said be beI before be- be I fore this is a queer world i Thursday Thursday Thursday-Ot Of all mortifying things this is the worst Im I'm in a cheap Jewelers Jeweler's safe eafe tonight Betty brought me down to him today to have me me appraised The Jeweler looked locked me over over carefully and said that at first glance I looked pretty prelly cheap that Im I'm only I platinum covered an and d that my diamond diamond diamond dia dia- dia- dia I mond has a flaw in m It Gee I wish IId I IId Id I'd never been made Friday FridaY Im Im I'm back in my masters master's vest pocket again Betty returned me to him when he called on her this I evening She said she didn't want to have anything to do with a man who I would wish a a. bum engagement ring i 1 I on her Im I'm so 80 terribly and sad sad sad-I I feel as though m rayj i iter's i ter's troubles are all my fault fault ty Saturday What Saturday What a terrible en enI i I j my career as an engagement I Today my master took me bac back backI the Jeweler where he had bought bough I and told the Jeweler he was with women forever Make they the tho I thing over Into a stickpin he hethe hd the Jeweler Just think ot of jm m beautiful engagement ring ring ring-comini comin I such an end This is a sad I I world But at that I feel teel mu much much h my mv master master from from what Ive I've see seen seenI I women Im I'm glad to be through through I I them em Corver forever a j |