ALL ARE INSANE TO OTHERS. (By Mark Twain.; A thoughtful and unbiased Mohammedan examines the West minister Catechism, he knows that beyond any question I am I can not spiritually insane. prove to him that he is insane, because you can never prove anything to a lunatic for that is a part of the insanity and the evidence of it. He cannot prove to me that I am insane, for my mimi has the 3ame defects that afflicts his. All Democrats are but not one of th?m insane; knows it; none but the Republicans and the mugwumps know it. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats and mug The wumps can perceive it. rule is perfect ; in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. When I look around me, I am often troubled to see how many people are mad. To mention only a few: The atheist. The infidel. The agnostic. The Baptist. The Methodist. The Christian Scientist. The Catholic and the 115 Chris tian sects, the Presbyterian excepted. The seventy-tw- o Mohammedan sects. The Buddhist. The Blavatsky Buddhi3t. The Nationlist. The Confucian. The Spiritualist. The 2,000 East Indian sects. The peculiar people. The theosophists. The Swedenborgians. The Shakers. The Millerites. The Mormons. The Lawrence Oliphant Harris ites. The grand lama's people. The monarchist. The Imperialists. The Democrats. The Republicans (but not the mugwump. Origin ) The mind curistrf. The faith curists. 01 Lemon Pbrase. The mental scientists. The allopaths. The homeopaths. The electropaths. The The state of Idaho has a Sunday rest law which went into effect May l'J. Under this law all busi-i- .t h S0 We're going to sell lots of Spring Dresses the next few weeks. The pretare here now galore. Here at the right prices, the right styles, the sfuffs ty right place. Come in and lock. If you don't want to decide at the time, take some samples home and think it over with the home folks. There's lots of other things here we want you to look at, not dress goods but incidentals to the line. D ad Sea one. offender! against the act. All fines "It is comforting to trace a popular ex collected fu m iolaticns of the law pression back to so antique and respect are paid into the common school able a source. Those of us w ho hav Us tlood fund of the county. The law is stood where the Jordan pours into the Dead Sea are aware that the modelled after the Canadian law in lemon which was ashes on the lips" no many respects and if as rigidly enthe shores of thissa o STRAW HAT SPECIAL D o longer grows along forced will be a gool thing for the line lake, but we have biblical uuthori:y for the belief that this fruit once lured Gem State. the wandering Syrians to their undoing. Genii moves the liowuls and at the We have a right to imagine that drumlame time (top ins COUgh, Bee's Lux mers from Bab Ion, Nineveh and other live Cough Syrup. Con) aim Honey Hi d Tar. Js'oopiates. Best for COUgltl, COlda, centers of trade and jollity, having once oroup and whooping couth. Satisfaction bitten themselves, carried specimens of guaranteed. Chiliirvn like it. Mother this deceptive fruit hack wiih them and indorse it. For sale by Treniout Mer found harmless ami.scment in handing cautile Co. lemons to t hi ii friends or enemies." Kissed Her Ou the Spot. Franz (Jrasteit and Augusta Bab The United States authorities have commenced suits in Wyoming against several large cattle and land companies to cdmpel them to remove the fences from over 27,000 land which a,cre8 of government in some had fenced they illegally of miles east Cheyenne. This twenty IS but the beginning of an endeav-- ; or to stop the land grabbers from gobbling up all the country. took a run up to Salt Lake for the purpose of being married. Neither could speak Eng lish and a German interpreter had to be obtained before they could make their wants known at the marriage license counter in the City and County building. Franz, evidently under the impression that Job Printing for Every they were married as soon as the license was delivered, signed, sealbody. ed and delivered the matrimonial Why not have some letter heads and kiss with great emphasis, to the envelopes printed with your na ne, busiamusement of the office force. He ness and address on them for the use of was informed, however, that the yourself and family? We can fnrn th them at very little more than the blank ceremony was not yet complete. bel of Scofield Thia is an era of combination alike in the world of capital and in the world of labor. In this lot are Hats for Men, Boys, Women and Children, values up to 50c but for one day (Saturday) only you take your choice at the one price, 15c. Did you read our prices on groceries "of quality" in last week's issue of this paper? If you did you undoubtedly noticed quite a difference from what you pay elsewhere. In fact they are much cheaper than we will be able to sell them when our present stock is sold up, as in many instances they are now casting more than we are asking you for them. It would be greatly to your advantage to lay your summer supplies in now. No investment will bring you in greater returns than buying groceries at the prices we are now making. 0 sell good 0 ceriesWe don't sell cheap groceries, but cheap. R. j 'in sr.: Sol 99 j m& Self-Bastin- A combination of the above makes the kitchen a "Paradise.'" Guess AST-ITC- Try Them. : Means "Pre- f Wire Doors, and Wire Cloth, through vention." The Old Reliable If you put up which no Fly or Flies have ever been able to effect an entrance. these Doors and screen your Windows with this wire, you will not be bothered with "the pest." Put Them Up Early. Fly-Proo- I, Good Cow, giving milk, Single Harness, 1 Cole's Don't buy any kind of Lumber to put in the ground but CEDAR lumber. OO Lumber of all kinds for any purpose. S 1 ERMS OF SALE. On all sums of Ten Dollars or over a credit of eight months will be given, interest at 8 per cent. SliattllCk. ft IN m Wilson Lumber Company, Utah. Tremonton, ARE "WHEFE Oil Stove, Sanitary Steel Bed, 1 Double Cot, 1 Iron Bed, Chairs, Tables, Dishes and other Household Goods. cAlso, about two dozen Hens and Chickens. 00 Just come to the Store and be convinced the goods are here, that the prices are right, and SEE THE VARIETY. buggy-on- e Patent High Oven Range, One the Good Old Summer Time. Asbestos Sad Irons : They are "HOT"' while you are cool. (See them.) See them. Those "Good" 'Jniversal Bread Makers: Such labor savers. See them. Roaster. The Lisle Sanitary oo property: A 0 New Perfection Oil Heaters : 1, 2, and 8 Burners: With or without Oven. T: ese Stoves have wicks and give a beautiful BLUE FLAME. They are the latest and most improved Oil Stove on the market, and are fully guaranteed. "KEEP RULE.'1 while you cook and do ironing (See them.) 2 WAYNE BINKLEY, Auctioneer, E M WYATT. C,erk Fishburn Tremonton, Utah. Of Tremonton, Commencing at o'clock in the afternoon on JUNE SATURDAY, the described 1 0 A FEW REFRESHMENTS The Times, 0 gro- TREMONTON STORE. Stores at Bngham and Tremonton. at Public auction on the Robinson farm, oo One top LL. ones would cost and they look mm nicer. ( all in when in town and let US show you samples and tell you the cost. all Mile West and Two Miles and a Hall following D For Saturday Only. ' PUBLIC SALE. I will sell i FOR SPRING AND SUMMER. house?, all saloons, all shops and factories, all theaters and pity houses &c. must close up on Sunday and there must be no horse racing or public amusement on that day. Severe penalties are prescribed for !ng fruit, plucked It eagerly, bit through the violation of the law and also the rind tod found his mouth rilled vi:h ashes. N store had "handed him a fcr the ffkxrs who refuse or neglemon." lie was on a ' dead one" a lect to inform against or prcsecute m U Beautiful Dress Fabrics Uphsss Adams we are i idehted for finding the phrase about handing one a lemon, a creditable origin and one n lush erpliins in applieubiliu lu the use to which it is p it. lie tavs: "After research I have discovered that the origina lemons of the current vernacular grew on the shores of the Deed Sen. They were gflden in hue a.'int the h id pu t of foliage. Their shape w as that of the perfect oval, and t the untraimd and unsiispleiuns eve they were fair to the gaze and tempting tithe palate. T he sun scorched travel er of these arid "fistes gaz d with rap t'irc on this smooth at.d luscious appear To Frederick mMsi GOOD GOODS f! V5l ff2& MM SOLD." ess.; TRY "THE TIMES" For Your Job Printing, OUR WORK IS GOOD C& PRICE RjJGHT.