THE PAGE TWO BRISBANE . THIS WEEK Kidnaping Discouraged We Are Highwaymen Now Poor Baby Orang Slaughtering the Macon O t I W rW v mro - v. ,v-'r)f- i. it.rV?ll!.iui?'-- r f Human mothers, the young, nerv-on- s kind, should be warned by the fate of Betty, Chicago's and Betty's baby orang-utan- , mother. Surroundings in the zoo made the mother intensely loving orang-utanervous and she worried about her baby so much that her supply of mil It gave out. The mind affects the mammary glands. She would allow nobody near her baby to feed it artificially and keepers feared that she would kill her baby if they tried to take It from her. It was pitiful to see her try to feed her baby with milk from her mouth which she took from a can In the cage. The first rule Is relax, try not to be made nervous. Easy to advise, hard to do. two-pou- n A lot of heavier-than-aplanes were sent somewhere. In imitation warfare, and the big Macon was sent along. This column pointed out the foolishness of that proceeding, sending such a ship deliberately against a swarm of enemy planes. The intelligent "high command" In this enterprise displayed all the Intelligence of a ground mole. ir E Artl")IS anaI tvwii WGIEIRs wen beverly hills n out drooped there for awhile and the papers Just dropped off for a riod, was Itself short pe- and that hurt the news. (Course It krf-lSi- ..gush M: 1 - t&rMwUl lwV ' . . t ft nm.A a - helped WASHING MACHINE jr-- I know Is Just what I read in the paknow Dllllnger Deri. Weii .Ir you to almost noth-- 1 n g. Then too ... . . . , . i . . wioi .. , mavenv or I orcn,,rie no naating WciUna... Light Instantly, Like Gu d TJ EDUCE your ironing time I The Coleyour labor one-naIron will save you man more time and work than a $100 washing machine! Iron any place where v ... one-thir- if Self-Heati- i ) can b comfoftabla. No cndlcaa trips can feron from acova to board. Operating coat Vi an hour. Helps you do bence ttonina, quicker. cair, Sea tout hardware or houarrerruihinf dealer. If local dealer doesn't handle, write us. LAMP aj BTOVB COMPANY TUB COt.EMA Dept. WUSu6, Wichita. Kane I i'hleace. Ill ; Lot Anxkia, Lailf.l fauadelnlua. fa.( or Turatut OuUrwt CanatU. the Country). Insull rived awhile back he was a sort of life saver. The Silver Question was pretty good there for awhile. I am about like a lot of others, I dont know Just what Silver being made a money will do to us. It seems like it ought to help. But thats what we pay those birds la Washington ten thousand a year for, Is to argue over such things. olytechnic Engineering College Money and women are the most CaUf. 13th and Madison Wis., OakU-oknow sought after and the least about of any two things we have. A Raw Home Study Coarse in Diesel Now going off the Gold may have Engines is now offered by this college at a been a necessity, and I guess It was very reasonable rate. Most complete and practical course ever the best thing, for you cant stay on devised in the West. it, and have all these other Nations New Diesel Laboratory, with both Marine and Domestic Engines. off, for they gang on you and take This College is endorsed by leading eduYou see all from it you. away they cators oi the West, Information FREE. get ahold of our paper money and iVanta....... ...... It says payable In Gold. Well we we said It but knew that, always dident try to make the Government prove it every time we got ahold of OLD ACE PENSION INFORMATION Kend stamp. a ten dollar bill. But these Euro- - Humboldt. Kan. 1.K1IMA.N JUDGE peans, every time they got their clutches on some of our dough, they Gift It's took that Inscription on there, "Payable in Gold," serious, and our There are persona who can say Treasury had to shell out the hard "Thank you" In a way that is a snub. money, and they took It home and planted It in their Treasuries, or under their feather beds. As far as getting the stuff back. It was Just Dllllnger to us. You cant etay in a you game where you are paying off with dough, and the others are paying off in I. O. U's. . But on the other hand lowering the price of the money from a dolBright Eyes . . . lar to 59 cents, dident have quite No Bad Skin the effect that the economists She learned long ago how thought it would. They had figured oftan dull eves, mmnlv skin. that It would raise prices forty nervousness and lack of pep come from Now cents on the dollar, well It was Just bowel sluggishness and constipation. NR (Nature's Remedy) is hor socret of one of those theories that worked sparkling loveliness and vital health. No more Ineffective partial relief for her fine with a pencil, but dident work NR Tablets give thorough cleanswith money. I can sit in a grand ing, gently stimulating the entire bowel. Millions take MR for thorough, effective stand with a race programme and a relief from constipation and biliousness. good sharp pencil, (well I have even Get a 25c box. All drUKtdsts. done it with a dull one) and I can Pleasant safe write down the winning horse and and not what he Is thinking about as he crosses the line, but the minute I Quick relief for arid tion, heartburn. Only 10c. walk under the stands and reach for a Ave dollar bill instead of a pencil, that horse Just seems to know It, and runs differently. And thats one TELLS HOW SHE TOOK of the drawbacks to a professor, his HIS. OFF KIPS work is entirely with a pencil, but the minute that pencil Is traded for INS. OFF WAIST coin of the realm, and the dealings are with somebody else, and not Just with a tablet, why life takes on In 40 days hy taking Kruschen Salts, an entirely different outlook. Mrs. Helga Blaugh of New York City Its like driving a car. If you are reduced 26 Va lbs. took 4 inches oS hipB, 3 inches on bust and the only one on the streets, you are 7 inches off waist. like the prof with the pencil. You She writes: "I haven't can have things gone hungry a moment I feel fine and much pretty look 10 yrs. younger." your own way. To get rid of double But when they chins, bulging hips, commence to ugly rolls of fat on Waist and upper arms coming from SAFELY and without every way, all discomfort at the same time build up making for the glorious health and acquire a clear skin,, same corner, no bright eyes, energy and vivaciousness to look younger and feel it take a half man living can teaspoonful of Kruscben Salts in a glass tell Just exactly of hot water every morning before what will hapbreakfast. One jar lasts 4 weeks and costs but pen, and its the a trifle at any drugstore-th- e world over. same Make sure you get Kruschen becauce money. You can it's SAFE. iloney back if not joyfully take 40 cents off the American Dolsatisfied. in of lar terrds foreign money. But the old boy here at home thats not going to Europe still thinks its a dollar. You cant sit with a pencil First wash with Resinol Soap. and figure what a man with a dollar Then relieve and pure sore pimply improve will do with it About the only way em with spots soothing I see for prices to go up is for more people to want something, and about the oniy thing that I know of that everybody wants more of Is money, and as long as the people that have already got it are going to hang onto it, about the only way of getting these others any, is to make em some. (Tenest Hotel Course the question arrises, "Where can you stop?" Well let the boys with the pencils, and the Senators with the worn - seated s trousers figure that out. Diesel Engine Course hvV, .rU-i:- - -- V'-.T- VJ . " i Tunisia, land ofthe Bedouins -- III." I . m 1 i i .j By ELMO SCOTT WATSON HERE'S a call out for the woman After the President announced the default and this country's refusal to accept any pretty little token, the London Evening Star, in big type, called the President's announcement a "highwayman act by the United States." Considering that the British government is bullying Germany over a miserable tittle debt of $120,()(X),-IM)0- , the British welshers should not object to the President telling them that they are in default when they are in default and owe over five thousand millions. m thanal0022 ('iWAl4'VW ifQ?in?rtU I s&zud Congress behaving The men of Arizona like kidnaping as little as do the men of California. And If they come within reach of those kidnapers, the latter will be taken care of so thoroughly that they will never need any care at any later time on this earth. It Is your duty to hope, piously, thnt. there will he no violence, liut you are not udvlsed to bet on It. By the President's decision France and Knglaiid, not having paid their debts, are oilicially declared in default, and will not be allowed to borrow In this country even from private sources. This will not be pleasing to Knglnnd or France or to InteniKiional American bankers, but it will suit the American people. Europe may not hold American dollars at so low a price, now that she Is no longer able to borrow them by the carload, or Import our United States gold by the neat little Thursday, May 21, 1931 NEPIII. UTAH S. "Abroad Going HOME" William F. tJettle, recently kidnaped, la buck with iila family. Three of those that niannged bia kicluuplng aro in Jul I, have aud are given life terms. The little girl, June Rubles, heaven be praised, U buck with her family. She was found "in a shallow hole covered by cactus, chained by her ankles, her clothes til thy and her body emaciated." She was too weak to walk or answer questions and could only any "1 want my tuamma" to those that found her, nine miles from her home in Tucson. Ariz. Her kidnapers have not been caught as this Is written. There Is. however, no speculation whatever as to what will happen to them if they are caught. TIMES-NEW- who writes all those travel books which have been published from time to time under the title of "So " You're Going to (the blank space being for the name of some foreign country). If she wants to do it, she can write a combination volume which will be a guide book to more than a dozen of them and the title of it might well be So You're Going to Chicago. Which Is by way of saying that this summer thousands of Americans are "going abroad at home" by visiting the second edition of the big show which the middle western metropolis put ou last summer. For the outstanding feature of the 1934 Century of Progress .exposition is the foreign villages which now stand on the shores of Lake Michigan. Unlike other world's fairs where you got your Idea of what a certain foreign country was like by Inspecting a formal "exhibit" of some of the products, handicraft, etc., of that land, this year's exposition in Chicago offers you a "grand tour" of four continents concentrated In less space than a township In your home county, where In the transplanted bits of more than a dozen foreign lands yon can hobnob with their people and breathe in the very atmosphere of their everyday life. Of the four continents represented by villages at the fair, Europe has the greatest number. A visit to the English village Is more than a trip across the Atlantic to call on our Britishouslns. It means also a Journey back Into the past to that Merrle England of the Sixteenth century made glamorous by the writings of several Immortals who lived then. For over here is the cottage of Ann Hathaway, to which more than came once across the fields of Stratford-on-Avoher sweetheart, young Will Shakespeare, as yet unconscious of the fame that was to be his. There Is a replica of Haddon Hall, home of the lovely Dorothy Vernon, whose tempestuous career was rescued from the obscurity of history in the pages of Charles Major's "When Knighthood Was in Flower." And not far away is the replica of Stoke Pogis church where Gray wrote his "Elegy In a Country Churchyard," and another of Sulgrave Manor, ancestral home of the Wash-ington- To leave England and go to Ireland does not Involve a trip across the stormy Irish sea. Instead a minute's walk up the Midway takes the "tourist" back to the "ould sod" a village of more than a score of buildings ranging from the simplest thatched cottage to a replica of Tara's hall, famed In song and story as the meeting place of the ancient Irish kings, clergymen, princesses and bards. Walk across the street from this historic palace (Watch out I That Jaunting car Just barely missed you !) and you'll find yourself In Dinty Germany's preparations for war Moore's Pub, one of the most famous bars of In the air, especially the alleged effiDublin, with Its sawdust covered floor and rough "airciency of her German-Invente- d wooden benches. As you drink a toast to the plane predicator," should interest of the Emerald Isle there drifts In through spirit us. The Germans are developing the sounds of music and you hurry windows the the world's greatest fighting air out to Join the throng gathering In the village fleet, in competition with France, green where a group of Jolly Irish lads and colbuying engines In the United States, leens are dancing Jigs and reels to the accom England, wherever they caD get panlment of bagpipe and harp. them, keeping preparations secret. "tourist" and Or If you're a serious-mindehaven't time to waste on watching such frlvoll In Brooklyn, boy twins have been ties, over there Is a group of weavers demon fighting pneumonia with oxygen to slrating the manufacture of Irish linen, poplin nd lace, and In another place you can try to help them. Little Roy, who weighed only two and a half pounds at birth, decipher the Latin text of the Book of Keils, the died. His brother, Ross, weight at illuminated copy of the Gospel, said to. be the f birth six and pounds, lives. finest example of early Christian art of its kind, Where did that twin go when he and containing also local Irish records dating lost his fight? back to the Eighth century. Did he return whence he came, So you depart from the British Isles and five to start back here again as a humminutes later you're in Holland In the land of ble little servant of Omnipotence, to Dutcb windmills and dykes and canals and tuhelp Improve this earth? Did he lips. "Where are yon going, my pretty maid?" go to heaven, as all hope he did. you ask that girl as she clatters to fly around In perpetual bliss? along the cobbled street In her wooden shoes, Or, as some think, coldly, did his swinging a pail on her arm. "I'm going little drop of consciousness go back sir," she mny or may not reply. But anyto the source of life, whence it way if you follow her, you'll see a Dnteh farm came, as the falling raindrop event house with Its Immaculately kept opening Into family living quarters, with Its tile ually returns to the ocean? , King Features Syndicate, Ins. lined mangers and other furnishings that would WNU Seric not be out of place in a modern American home. Naturally the high command now reports that the Macon was put out of commission. If the intellectual high command will read about the battle of Jutland and the service rendered there by a German Zeppelin, he will know more about the proper use of lighter-than-al- r craft. d one-hal- d cow-stabl- " OLD NORTH CHURCH, V1UUAGE UAI : i fir s&riSftfz: ana fev -- v XTA si X, 5? canV, T..r, indiges-TUJV- lb STREETS OF SHANGHAI But don't spend too much time here In Queen Wiihelmina's land, for you're due over lu the Black Forest of Germany, In a village called the "Schwarzwalder Dorf." There, no matter how blazing the sun may be on the Midway, you'll r find weather and you'll enjoy the novel experience of outdoor ice skating In the middle of summer. Against a background of mountains (they were built to order and contain more than 15 tons of steel, 90,000 feet of lumber and 2,000 yards of plaster) you'll see typical German houses, their roofs mantled with snow (synthetic) and with icicles (also synthetic) hanging from their eaves. Over there you see but the little door on that cuckoo clock hanging on the wall has flown open and the cuckoo Is telling you that It's time to resume your "tour" to that Swiss village that nesd tles at the foot of the Alps (syncall thetic, of course). That clear, you hear as you enter is a Swiss yodeler saluting his native mountains (for. In truth, the Illue sion of these Alps Is almost perfect). If you're tired of snow and high mountains by this time, In a minute or two you can be In sunny Italy. You enter it through a replica of the entrance gate to the little town of Signa. But once Inside the village you find It's more than one Italian town. Here Is a replica of the tanning garrisenda tower of Bologna. Over there Is the home of Christopher Columbus In Genoa. You cross the Plaza Benito Mussolini and walk up and down the Via Marconi and the Via Cristo-forColombo which flank the square. You visit the ancient Roman temple of Apollo and back of that you stand on a balustraded piazza overlooking the Courtile Italo Balbo. A short steamer voyage on the Mediterranean (in fancy) and you're In Spain where yon wander through the halls of the famous Poblett monastery which dates back to the Eleventh century and houses the famous Virgin of Pilar. You Inspect other historic castles and buildings from the six most famous provinces of Spain and ngaln you take ship for another voyage on the Mediterranean (a "mnglc carpet" one, of course). This time Africa Is your goal there to visit the Oasis, a Mediterranean village of North Africa, or the Tunisian village peopled by Arab sheiks, Bedouin tribesmen and African crnfts-me- n demonstrating their arts and handicraft From Africa the "tourist" heads next for Asia, for the Streets of Shanghai, a colorful reproduction of one section of that International Chinese port Pagoda towers, eight stories high and painted In brilliant hues, mark the entrance to a colony of typical Chinese buildings. Including a Confucian temple, a theater, an art gallery, shops and restaurants. It would take you weeks to make your way across the Pacific ocean from China to Mexico If you were a real tourist But as a "tourist" at the world's fair It Is only a few minutes walk from the Streets of Shanghai to the Mexican village, with Its replicas of the Acatapec church, the Amecameca chapel and the cathedral of (,uernavaca. But don't let the easy going, "noco tlempo" atmosphere hold you In Its spell too long It's almost time to end your "world tour" . ' l4 . a0 W 4 7 snow-covere- high-pitche- d with man-mnd- 1TAUAN VILLAGE msm and come back to your own, your native land, But when you do, when you enter the village that stands for America's part in this congress of villages of the world, it won't be the America of everyday life that you know. For, as was the case In the English village, you'll be transported back two centuries or more the moment you enter the Colonial village. Dominating the village Is the tall spire of Old North Church In whose belfry tower hung the lantern ("One If by land and two If by sea") which sent Paul Revere riding furiously northwestward that April night nearly 160 years ago. Paul's house Is there, too, as is the old Massachusetts state house. That little building over there Is the print shop of a young man named Ben Franklin. In that house lives Betsey Ross, busy with her needle and thread on a new flag of Red and White and Blue Just such a flag as floats gently In the breezes from Lake Michigan at the top of the tall flag pole which stands in .. the middle of the village. Here Is the House of Seven Gables, the Witches House, the Pirate Gaol, the Village Smithy (Tes, there's a "spreading chestnut tree") the Pilgrim Settlement, a Colonial Kitchen and a Wayside inn. Over there Is the Governor's Palace, the Virginia Tavern and Wakefield, where George Washington was born. You walk across the Village Green and mount the steps of Mount .Vernon. Yon pass on through this stately mansion to the colonial gardens In the renr, then out Into the blazing sunlight and noise of the Midway) You blink your eyes as though waking up from a dream. This Is Chicago and 19.14 and not Virginia and 1775. And then you remember: Id three or four hours, you've been around thf world. You've been "going abroad at home." A bv WaAtara Nwatimir I'D ink Salt Lake City's 1934. McNatfht Symdicalt. Inc. Forgery of Postage Stamps Early postage stamps of Great Britain had letters in the lower corners "as an extra precaution against forgery." A different set of letters running In sequence, was provided for each stamp in a sheet of 240, on the theory that a forger would not provide himself with the many dies, but would issue quantities of Identical stamps and so trap himself. The nex. series of low value stamps had letters in all four corners, this change being made to stop the petty knavery of those who pieced together uncanceled parts of stamps and used them for new. Postal clerkr were supposed to detect mismated letters, tut at the rate mail passed through their hands it !s doubtful If many were noticed. ES HOTEL TEMPLE SQUARE 200 Rooms 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES FROM 1.50 Jnu appoiilt Mormon Tabtrnad ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. WKU W 21 M