Show Telling ling the Wi W By NEAL OHARA OP Copyright Press Frew New y York 1929 19 I. I CJ J. J Herman I-I I who ha nv Investigating sti drinking co condition o lt Washington Washington- has kindly consent coume interpret tho r th j J lean public White while Ici Is r reeling the national capital MrS Mr S l Is writing both the o a pries c on on one expense a account cou subscribers are therefore en e etwo two d ducks for or- or orth th the of ot one buckshot J Herman ne needs heeds ds no no- Introduction to to public as a a. tariff expert d the tho P Payne Aldrich tarIff bill written Mr Sel got golt gol t toj with S Senator r Al arid antI Ji the pain He Be was 19 the first t expert who who conceived the placing au al SO 80 P per ui d acid an ah tm Irn 1 chemical compound At Ut Uthe tin UI he suggested thin duty Mr Mt thought ht rl lake In Wales T o iuan oror ot or 0 or child for tor that matter Is IS' qualified to to interpret the tho ji tariff bill than J. J Herman Jerman SIlls S His Ills first article app ap appears ars rs belche belo belc lie he Is ll likely to t follow V llo It up u wit wl WI other oilier unless extreme u used d S S 11 THE HAWLEY SMOOT T r TV BILL DILL By J. J Herman Se The WASHINGTON Th prOff prO iff ff bill that congress congress' i ii i. now i d dover over is i. designed primarily rim ril t t teel teet the tho f farmer For pose pale an agriculturist rIt in Iowa Ic Ica a sri ri car HSI HII th the th duty on this thi and di better walk Thit Thi Thu n n strengthens his hi leg log l to th tariff bill but m kub better for the tha sole lole in ino Prosperity for America Americ js is th served j A nice stiff duty Is Js also alsop p mado toys When mss mas conies come around the Ia tell his children n that SantIs Sant- Sant Is a a. foreigner and nd load U ii ui ISto stoCkings with bt beet t sugar nr lila nia prunes and Texas Teus alfalfa these j justa a. a ns a ns a n slide trombone or an an aw America 1 is When get thra through g ging ing irig a tariff wall against competition the only t get net in free freeti is the th bubonic bubnIc j jNo No longer kill will Hungarian goulash or Fren potatoes come into in othi thit count H Hungarians Hungarians' u l' l or 01 account nt of 0 n 11 twelve hour day day car can ma m. malash malf lash for 4 cents e tS a a. a plate If it fair to l Amei American ri labor to tot tolL come in free fi o wh when n the Uie Ri Richare charge chare ie 5 a for fo it an anThe n The ben benefits of f th the th tariff become apparent 1 Of Ot course the filings th m smuggled Into thie try are It 1 18 clil diamonds of Ch W Wand and tie e SU st- stLouis' stLouis Louis louls Cardin x both smuggled in from froni ATh AJit S So In O order Orto to check heck thin rie practice congress will r dut duty on diamonds to lo pe pel Outfields nia JT 1 be Imp imported per cent nd ad valorem di duty lines can come in Cre free k That is th the schedule d dl l. l of dul po poled pIned ed ut forc di diamond diamond- ond ro Of J if a baseball ants anti port an uncut diamond h. diamond C for a duty of 40 per laer per cent cerit p fh the tho lawnmower Is t. United This Thia gives give a. a ro rough gh idi Idil till the tariff experts in Washing fighting too tooth h arid and Jd nail to toil the tho farmer I |