Show stretching it some two men were boasting about their rich kin said one my father has a big farm in connecticut it is so big that when he goes to the barn on monday morning to milk the cows he kisses us all goodbye good bye and he be t get back till the following saturday why does it take him so long the other asked because th barn Is so tar far away from the house well that may be a pretty big farm but compared to my fathers farm in pennsylvania your fathers farm ain t no bigger than a city lot why how big Is your father s farm well it its s so big that my father sends young married couples out to the barn to milk the cows and the milk Is brought back by their grand children |