Show w washington COUNTY NEWS john R wallis editor and publisher ST GEORGE UTAH 1 1 that old bogey the an nual shortage of coal la is with ue us again A leeds cleric advocates courting courtl ns in his church in this respect leeda leads baltimore Is predicting a lobstein famine only in the edible variety though people who talk the ba baseball lan ian guage will now give the a chance street gas lamps were first used in 1807 and some of them haven I 1 been replaced kissing on railroad trains has been forbidden in bavaria are there no ne tunnels in bavaria an eastern judge has declared a safety razor a dangerous weapon bet he lie tried to shave with one during loll 1811 new york burned more than 19 tons tone of hard coal ne nc wonder vonder it Is a hot old town another ray of sunshine tor for th the consumer lobsters on the hoot are no higher this year than last counterfeiters are making 20 bills tor for even a perfectly good bill continues to involve suspicions one of the huge german dirigibles blew up but strange to say none waa was injured it happ happened ned in the hangar A new york paper has succeeded in grafting a crabapple on to a grape vine wonder it it has seeds or a core A brooklyn man s wife has eighteen rocking chairs and probably all placed where they 11 do the most harm A german savant has discovered that german sausage Is loaded with microbes kind of a horse on the consumer women of a kansas city have ave organized a club to prevent proven their hus us bands from gambling must be a bridge club P hydro aeroplane has been b een successfully cess fully 9 employed to sav save e a drown ing man drowning men w will III grasp at aeroplanes aero planes aged horse wag was retired by its own cr er but pined away until allowed to go back to work and yet they speak of horse sense A pennsylvania man was stung to death by honey bees another rea son why the english variety should bo be imported the human stomach says dr woods hutchinson Is geared tor for a continuous performance the human pocketbook however Is not there Is no foundation for the ru mor that landlords of apartment buildings intend henceforth to em ploy eskimos as janitors aviator reid says that hydroplanes are safer than aeroplanes aero planes probably because one always lands in water instead of on the hard ground any man who succeeded in forget ting to have his hay fever can just as easily forget to have his custom ary attack of grip or pneumonia A man can live to be one hundred and twenty five lIve years old says an au an dhority perhaps he can but there aren t very many of them that do burglars entered the office of a new york dentist and made away w th eighteen sets of false teeth that ought to give the victims something to chew on A winsted conn man Is obliged to play a cornet in order to keep the deer out of his orchard speaking of fish stories didn dian t connecticut invent the wooden nutmeg the government Is about to invests gate the plague of rats swat the fly circumvent circum vert the wily rat it if pos elble bible the cost of feeding him and his damage to property are enormous we have heard of many mean men but the meanest was the geneva mechanic who rescued a womac from drowning only to throw her back into the stream when he found out he bed d saved his mother inlaw in law recent investigations bring to light the fact that it Is only during the last hundred years that men have been wearing trousers from present styles women may be following their example in another century parisians and americans now age agree that the latest styles in temi feml nine apparel are nice but naughty maybe what makes them nice nim new orleans has a pound boy aged fourteen years whom the factory inspector Inh decided was too young to mork why not send him to college A gatham gotham judge has ruled that no can prevent a woman woma n from wor crying her husband A judicial ruling evasn wasn t necessary to establish the fact bom ever |