• . THEJORDANJOURNAL,MIDVALE,uTAH MY FAVORITE STORIES By IRVIN S. COBB :!,\{-(!:'\{~~<!:>:-®r-@:-€~-<!:>:~.;<! >:<! ~·:!:~ lCopyri~ht.) How Far George Go? Question: Did News Sheets Are Many and Varied· j Manila j SUFFE EO YEARS TWO . • F" newelit m·\\~p!lpl'r is tho M~hiln's Tl"ilounP, n morning sheet, pllhllsl:ed In l~nglish by Filipino~ and under Ynnguarclia·'fnlllta ownersl•ip. Thl::; gives ;\l:u.ila three moruing pntters in Eng- 1 tnaDy Relieved by Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege• lish and one i11 ~panbh and Tag-a:og. table Compound Says m:my more emne out in the afterI A' ' M A d noon, whilr• dialect und Sp:mi:;h WPPk· rio n erSOD lies 1JovcJ the l'il'pets ant! ne\YR ~tufls Rangeley, Maine__ "Lydia E. Pink· Fri<lnys and Satnrtlay~. In addition, monthly pnhlieutions nre appPnring. ham's Vegetable Compound helped me greatly f?r bt:aring. The governmt>nt gPts out three monthdown pams m the liPs, one at the hureau of po~ts, onP sides and back. headnt the bm·pau of lancls anrl oue at tlw aches and tired feellturl•au of COHIIllCrre and in<luo.;try. ings. I suffered for With inter!. land boat ~en iee anti· two years and it seemed 88 though I quatC'd a11<1 irregular and with illltercould not get my ar·y around G3 per cent, drl'ulations work done from one are uutuntlly small. J:o~Yen La Vanday to the next. Mgun rei! a, Taliha and the Tribune boast ter reading letters or.l;: a c·o111bin<.'d c•lreuiatlon of nhout wh~~~ kkm 0 .:· • .: ... ·:··. '· . 3i'i,OOO. '!"he Trilmne ~tart ed an inno· Co~oU:d {~!cided vutlon hy :<ellingo nt 2% <'Pnts a copy. [ ·· · · · · .· : ·. It:-< Amt>l'i!'an eompetitorli t:ell at 5! to try it and now I can do all kinds of work. sewing, washing, ironing and cf'nt~. sweeping. I live on a farm and have five m the family so am busy most of The Cuticura Toilet Trio. the time. I recommend the Vegetable Having cleared your skin keep It clear Compound to my friends and hope my by making Cutlcura your everyday letter will help some <me to take your toilet preparations. T11e Soap to cleanse medicine."- Mrs. WALTER E. ANDERand purify, the Ointment to soothe and SON, Box 270, Rangeley, Maine. Over 200,000 women have so far heal, the Talcum to powder and perto our question, "Have yoa replied fume. No toilet table !s complete received benefit from taking Lydia E. without tbem.-Advertisement. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 'l" 1 I Tile whirl' lllan--so the o;tory nlllll-was na:nefl ~·ergnson. lie owned a string or two-room fnune rottnges and his tenants Pxrlusi\'Piy w(•t·e coiiH"Pd. \'ery gre11t \YHS his ehagrln "lien a nf'!!'ro man In a lit of pique etll H woman's throat In one of Ills house.~ so that ~he blpcl to death. lea dug u lnrge durk stnl11 on the floor, hpc·au:<e lm· mNliately the word sprrt11l :uuong the blnek pn[n1l:1t!on that the hullcl!ng wa~ hauntPcl and tliPreafter noll<Hly would rPnt it, e\'en at rNllli'Pil 1·atP;., For monlh~ the t·ottuge stnod enlpt~·. Tlwn Ill!' o\\·net· hac! a hright id!'>L lJe \\"Pnt one Pvenlng- and hnnte•l up u lnrge tlark iJHlividnnl nan1Pii t:eorge Titus, upon whom hy way of hC'ginning. he eonfer1·ed•n drink out of n bottle ot torn Stlirits. "Cleorge," said lie, ''tlie"e clarkll's tell me you know quite a lot ahout h'ant~ ullll gho~ts and suc-h things?'" "\\'rl!, suh •.\!i~t' Ferguson," T<'Plii'O GrorgP modf'Hly, "I does know a right smart 'ltont sleh." "'rhnt'~ good," said the wily white 98 out of every 100 of the replies say, mnn. "I'm ruther nn authority myself "yes," and because the Vegetable Scarcer Growing Preachers 011 sllt'h rnattet·~. _'ow, the11. ~ppaking Compound has been helping_ other woIn the Unit<.'d ~latt>s tlwre nre :~o.­ men it should help you. For sale by a:s one l'xpert to another, I \\'lint to 1ell yon thnt ~nn-hart·el shnel1 of 1~1ine ont (J(JO rhur<:lws in 10.000 villages that druggists everywhere. he>t·e on (;lay street, "·he>re thnt womnn nre without I"Pgular preadwrs. aceord· wns killed, is not hnnntccL Hhe rlieclln ing to tile fPderated dmrl'h author!· Peasimistic u ~tnte of graee and her spit·it rc~ts lu tie:;. Iu many communities n )trenc-her In Hunc!ay nne only for ohtainnhll' is do yon expect Frel'hie--Whut Flr~t jt('IIC'P. lodPtncbed college? some of In out and get ~·ou month the when be to "But tl1e tronhle Is thnt thesP c·olnred oftE-n. thut not C'Hiitier.; man. old Freshle--An Second peoplp nround this town don't know It nn1l the~··ve giH•n the place a bad name. \\'hnt I want to dn is to pro,·e to tllPm th11( lfs not hu'nted. And here's the way we're g-olu~ to do lt~·on nnl] me. I'm going to hire ~·nu to spend tonight in the rom~ where the killing took place. Then, when ~·ou come out tomorrow morning und tell your people that nnthln;.:- hnppl'ned there during the nig-ht, I'll he uhle tn rent the housp agnin. I'm goin;!: to give ron the rest of this hottiP of liquor now nud a fresh bottle hesllleR. And tomorrow mornln~ I'll hand ~·ou a tl'n·rlollnr hill. How about It?" 'l'hnt Rlug of corn whisky alreudy was working. It nHHle Geor!Ce ,·alinnt. Besides n white man lind appeflled to him for professionnl aid. He consentpd-a!ter another lulit~· pull at the MOTHER:- Fletcher's flask. Castoria is especially preThe crafty Ferguson took no chances. Straightway he escorted his pared to relieve Infants in newly enlisted nld to the house of arms and Children all ages of tragedy, provid!'d him with n pallet on .., Constipation, Flatulency, Wind the floor and left him there In the ~atherln~ clarknef:s. Rut before departColic and Diarrhea; allaying Ing he took the precaution of barring Feverishness arising t,herefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach the t'wo windows from the outslrle and and Bowels, aids the assimilation <?f FC><X~:; giving natural sleep. securely locking the front and rear doors. Next morning bright and early he To avoiU imitations, always look for the signature of came to release his brother Pxpert. The ~solutely Harmless- No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it. v.-lndows stlll were shuttered, the doors !!till fastened tight; but the house was Important Point Borax Once a Rarity empty. Also It' was In n damaged "Tile water h fine," l'a!d he. "Let's In earliest times borax was a rarity, state. At one shle the thin clupboards go ln." Nothing loath, she arose, and almo"t as precl01ts ns gold. were hurst t!Jrough, as though a hlunt they drew near the water. "By the projeetile tra,·eling at ~~eat speed had way,'' ~<aid h!', pausing, "how far can • • struck them with terrific force from you swim T' The fair rnulden looked within. The shattered ends of pin nk- shyly downward and blushed faintly. ln~ ~tood forth enclrclln~: the jng:.:ed "How far," she inquired softlr, "do aperture In a sort of sunhur~t effect. you like to haYe girls swim before you Upon the splintered tip of one of the rescue them?" It's tnvaludble-(or boards WfiS a wisp Of kJnky wnol. DllRashes Burns Oil a Jlllllng of tht> yn rl'l fPnC'e was a Stings Chafing rag, evidently rli>Ped from a shirt !'leeve. Otlwrwl!<e there wtre no s!~ms Sunburn Cuts of Georl(e Titus. He was ntterly gone, need That's why with only that yawning orifice. lu the cottnge wall to givp 11 elue !IS to the manner of his d!'pnrture. Mr. Fergu~nn waited nil through the ~umrnPr day for the ml~!lin~:· one to turn • up. George fnllell to return. On the SPC· one day the white mn11 'gave the alurm. A sParch party wus or~anlze,l-men on horsehaC'I\ with dogs. ·Bloodhounds took the trail. '!"hey foHowed It from early morning until lute that e,·ening. .Just before dusk. in 11 ~wump thirty miles nway the lt•ull-llog hu~·pd exulhaarlem oil has been a world'!'lie pur~nin~ posse, with 1·\ rtantl~·. wide remedy for kidney, liver and guson In the learl, Hpul·red forward. Here t':ilne the missing <:eor;:e. Ilis bladder disorders, rheumatism, f:H·e was f;et tO\nlrd lwmr. It wus 11 lumbago and uric acid conditions. face str<>ll k1•d wllh dt;st an <I dried ~"eat. torn h~· l.Jri('rs, wet, <lnn,·n. j!ray with fati;:tte. llis ;:nrments wrre In shrl'<ls; hi,; hnt ,•.as ~··nP. llis weary le;:s tottPretl under ldm us hi' clra1!;:,zd CAPSULES one "'r" foot nftl'r tile l•tlll'l'. He wus Doe~m't hurt one bit! Drop a little II piti:IJ,Ie Eig 11t. correct internal troubles, stimulate vital YPL in lhl' ht>art of ~lr. JCprguson in- Treezone" on au aching corn, instantorgans. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist dignation w11s ><t rongl'r than eom[HIS- ·~· that corn stops hurting, then short· on the original genuine GoLo MEDAL. 111' rodp up ultm~.;ilie the spent ly you lift It right oft with fingers. ~<lon. Your druggist sells a tiny bottle ot and w:n·ering pedestrla11. for a few cents, sufficient to 'Freezone'' the C"l'l'talnly a1·e ·'·on herk, by "\\"ell, most unreliable nil!t:Pr in this ~lute!" remove every hard corn, soft corn, or he !!"ald. "Here night hf'fore ht~t I t·orn betwePn the toPs, and the toot Immediate Shipments mukt• u tontru1·1 with you for a <'t>r· calluses, without soreness or irritation. tuln jot.. i IPnve ,.mu in one or my Salt lake Box & Lumber Co. ' morn· houses. I COJtl{' thPre the nPxt Electric Aeriala e19 S. 5tlo Weat Salt Lake CeQ, Utalt lng and not only 11re ,\·ou gone with· A lAn1lon r·IPrg~·mtm ha~ invented out leavlniC Hny word, hut one side of 11 win•leR~ :t)lllllflltltR with f<pec!ally my house Is lmste•l out. And then I p1·Ppun•cl OPl"hilR whkh lights nn {'lethave to lt•a\·p my huslne!<s to eome lril· gloh1• ut n cli~tnnc·l' of five fc•et. hunting for you. And t1 ftPr hnnttng 1111 o'·t'r the l'nuntr~· I ftntl you here, \\'e know that in (i.OOO ~·Pars more thirty mill's from home. in a swamp. I'Yohlllon will liaYP made ns human \\'here in thunder ha' e .'·ou heen since l•c·in~~ quite rliffPrl'nt, hut how?. I ln~t snw you. forty-eight hours agoY' "BoM•." snld Genrge, "I've been tOm· In' ba~k H :f:v hildren Cry for By JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN . . . AWES VS. SENATE-to put It as brief· ly as po881ble---has attracted nation· wide attention ever since Jnnuguratlon day, when VIce President Charles G. Dawes enraged the "most august leg· lslatlve body on earth" by demanding that It • reform Its rules so that a minority could no longer hloclt tbs purpose of the majority to IPglslate. Since then General Dawes has taken bls cause to the people. Before a gatberiDf of approxlmatt'IY 000 repreedltors and publishers at the annual of the Associated Press, he stnted his In a carefully-prepared address. He urged ot the senate rules as subversive to rPpregovernment and put his case thus. In vice president, elected, not b:r the aenate, or state. but bJ the people of the United State• over the senate, I conceive myaeU with the dutJ of calling attention to of senate parliamentary procedure. Ia thla: Shall the senate continue unIte exlatlng rules, which admittedly make at tlmea, the exercise b:r a minority. or one tenator, of power to block the purpose majoilty of the aenate to le~rlslate? full confidence In the patriotism and Integsenatore when they confront a que&tlon duty aftectlng the lntere.t of the nation. appealed to them tor their rectification of 80 as to protect the majority of the 81!Date conatltutlonal rl&'ht to legislate. more than thla, I now appeal to the citizen• dllrerent atatea to Impress upon th10fr lndleenatora by correspondence, by resolution their attitude on this proposition. ar1rt11ment Ia sound to the ethel that, to proof the senate and of the Am~rlcan UIEolrVea, It Ia necei!Bary to pu l them, 11t on, at the mercy of either a ""'~"·" or of :..ny one United States senator. writer bas no brief t>lther for Dawes the senate. His purpost> In this urtiele Is argumentative but lnformutlve. l•'or example, can one enjoy the fireworks unle~s he knows 22" Is and bow It works-or doe~n't lwe Is Rule 22, with u few t•ar· ttourlsbea omltt~d: any time a motion, algned b7 sixteen &ensbring to a close the debate upon nny the presiding measure Ia presented, . . at once alate the motion. . . . One the senate meets on the following calenbut one, he ehall lay the motlc.n before the and dlreet that the secretary call the roll. The prealdlng offt('er shall, without debate, to the aenate by an aye and nay vote the "Is It the sense of the senate that the be brou~rht to a close?" . . , Jt that shall be decided In the atftrmatlve by a lrde vote of those votln&', then eald meaaure be the unftnlahed buslnesa to the c:xclua!on other bualneaa until dlapo8ed of. l'lu•rean:er no aenator ahall be entitled to ap..,ak more than one hour on the pending meaa. . and It shall be the duty of the prealdlnc to keep the time of each senator who speaks. hy unanimous conaent, no amendment shall er. . • . No dilatory motion, or dilatory tnclment or amendment not germane shnll be Polnta of order, Including questlona of and appeals from the decision of the otncer, shall be decided without debate. any question <'liD be to a vote--after 96 one-hour speeches-of the sennte wants It done. But tWO-thirds Is what Dawes wants chun;;ed to u . Thl.s rule can work-and did work lu Jast congrelll on the Isle of Pines treaty. had been before tl e sp.nate for more than yeal'll. Senator Copeland of New York bea filibuster. Thereupon Semttor Curtis of majorlt;y leader, got busy and the treaty ratlfted within two day&-becuuse nearly ~enator waa •llbamecl of tbe long nPglect uf ty. whf'n l>a.wee 11878 tbat the lleiUlte. aJm011 alone, "<'hooses to conduct Its bul!lne!IS under rulet~ whll'l• do not provide properly etrectlve cloture," those senatort opposing blm reply: "Let us keep the United States senate the one leglslutlve body In the world where minority, el"en those representing unpopul~r causes. cannot eomplaln of drastic limitation on their freedom to express their views." General Dawes put Senator William M. Butler of Massachusetts on record In hl1 "Lexington Alarm" addrel!s at Boston by cnlllng upon blm for a statement. Senator Butler said be purposed to devote bls time In the senate to bringing about reform, Senator Frank B. Willis of Ohio, Republl<'lln. who Is reported to have Presidential asplratlon1. uppears to be advocating a compromise In bls speed 'e&: the cutting down of debate on unimportant measures; reasonable debate on bla Issues. Senntor Walter E. Edge of New Jersey, Republican, unequivocally favors the proposed chan~:e; be believes thoroughly In a majority cloture. SPnator George II. Mosi'S of New fiampshlre, Republlcnn, who will preside ovtor the sl'nate In the \'Ire president's ai.Jsence, took direct IS~~ue with General Dawes In a public addrPss at Syrncuse. He denied the truth of a statement by l'~Pnator Albert B. C11mmlns of Iowa that nlne-tl'nths of the senators de~!rl'{l the 11roposed chnnge In the rules; he thou~ht there never had hl'en a time when even 51 per cent w{'re for ft. His own ext•erience hud taught him that the present rull's hnd saved lhl' country and Its treusury from I.'Hiharra~sment, and he look thl1:1 fling at the vice pr.esident : Jt Is to be obeerved th. t with few exceptlona the demand for n ehange In the rules ot the senate arl•es from those whose contact with the senate Is •lther brief or nonexl•tent. Many . ntaJL has come into the senate with a determination to tame it, and almost without exception lhese men themselves have been tamed by the Fen ate and ha v~ eom<- to realize the true value ot (he senat~ rulu Senn't or Mn~<es tlt'l"ltirt'd thm !Imitation of d~ hute ulrendy t'Xlste<l In the S<'llllle. Jt wns gi'D· Prnlly npplied, he snld, under ununlmous consPut ugl·eements-llgrePlng to a time for o \"Cite un•l that. pending I'UC'h vote. no 8Pnntor llhoui<l I!Jli'Hk m"re than once, nor more than n given tim~. upon a mensure or a prOIHlSe<l amendment. II~ then <>xplnlned Rule 22 and Its workings Hn•l suld, In purl : Neverthelel!s, th~re Ia a remedy tor everything ·complained of, and one which may b" applied The wholl:r outside of the rulea of th" senate. eenate Itself hae twice shown a wllllno;-nees to Senator Norrla of Nebra~ka adopt this remelly. has proposed, and the senate hall agreed to submit, an amendment to the Con~tltutlon which would enable the new President and new congress to take otnce In the January following their election In UnCier sueh an arrangement there Novemb~r. would be no so-called ~hort aeaslon of congre... and In consequence no ftllbuater could be Indulged ln. r havf' not obRI!rvell that an)' of tho•e now ao busily engaged In llefamlng the af'nate have ahown any willingness to indorse Senator Norrla" appeal. It may be that they are as Ignorant ot It aa they are of the actual effect of the rules of the senate. . . • It Ia, of course, axiomatic that the majority has the right to rule. But majorities dlft~r from day to day, and the maJority In the Renate I• no longer partisan or even political. In point of fact, except through artlflelal means, 11trlct party division Ia rarely to be had nowaday& at either end of the capitol, and the engrossing question or federal legislation nowaday• are thoee of economic import a!!ectlng the material lnterPsts of aectlonal trroup• o: <!ales. . . . The Inevitable re•ult is a eerieR of coalition• dlrterlng from dl\Y to day And with the character ot the propo~als which the various groups tApouse. l:nder theee circumstances majorities are bound to be aR ret"kiPAs •• they are eph.,meral; and th~ ~R rest and 1he oflYmgest safeguard against th~ powPra w.hkh 1 1... !Jive ayatem entklla Ia to be fouo~ In the oppor:t,unl ty tor unlimited debate wblch the rules ot the tenate now provide. Senator Joseph T. Robinson of Arkamms, senate minority leader, said In a public address that VIce President Dawes bas the remedy In his own hands: To reverse an old ruling of a previous senate presiding officer that a senator Is the sole judge of whether be Is speaking to the question during debate. "All that Is necessary Is for VIce President Dawes to do just whet presiding officers In other parliamentary bodies do," be said. "When a point of order Is raised that a senator Is not speaking to the subject before the senate, If the point of order should be sustained, a majorlt:t vote would be required to enable the senate to · pro<'ee<l." Senator Walter P. George of Georgia, Democrat, has suggested lu print that abolition of the ''lame duck" (Rhort term) congress would bring about the result desired by General Dawes, thus agreeIng with Senator Moses. Senator Pat Harrison or Mississippi was asked to state his attitude and made this characteristic reply : It 18 Mid that once a ft7 !It upon the llome of St. Paul's cathedral. Crawllr.g acrose one or the aeaml!ke connections, he new away to tell the other filea that he had discovered 1l terrlbte defect In this, the greatest work of Sir Christopher Wren. I commend thia story to General Dawes. Senator 0B<'tlr W. Underwood of Alabama, l)pmocrnt, generally considered one of ti-e ablest ml'n In the 11ennte, has long heen an advocate of ref11rtu In the ruli'S, and thl' day after Dnwes' ricmund relnt rodnce<l 11 re"Solutlon providing for 1Je1ter cloture. Underwood ~nys tlutly thnt no man can su<'<'essfully deny tltut the pre~ent rules nre luell'p<·ll\'e for tran~nctln~ huslne~s In nn orderly u1anner. He says thnt the larger pnrt or tl.e tlmP or till' senate In the lnst <'•m~ress was tukt>n up ~~~· a fllihustl'r ll;.!'nln~t till' ~ltlo;C'Ie Rhonls bill untl thut hills allowed to go throu;:J· liad only c-ursory EX!iminatlon or were pltssl'd by unauimous <·onl!ent without uny consldPratlon ut ull. And he say~:~: We come back to the real que.sllon aa to wh~t~r we r.hould have a dosure rule tor the ~enate or not-a rule to close debate Buch a• Is usuall:r cnlled In parliamentary law "the prevlou~ question." The Constitution of the United States contenlJ:>hltt-~ that a majority ot lhP Unltf>d States menat~ Fhall transact bus!nees. But when the rules of the Hnate permit a small minority to occupy •o much time in the debate on any question that euch a minority can force concesalone from au unwlllino; majority In order that letrlslatlon may be achieved the constltutloJl&i Tf>'JUiremt'nt that a malorit)" may transact bu"lnesa undoubtedly Ia n u Ill fled. "Hell lllarla" Dawe•· crut~nl!e Is. of cour11e, "<'OilY.'' Lots of people don't I!I!'E'm to love the 11enate anr more. Appttrently they hope the "Bogy Man" will get 11-nnd rnther think he will. An<l loa of people, who are not wildly enthnslnstlc over Genernl Dawes, say quite bluntly that he wants to be Preslf!ent an<l Is manufacturing an ls"ue all hi!< O\VD. Anyway, etlltorlal writers, humorists. <·artoonlsts. reportert 1mrn~rnphers. nnd correspunf!ents nre busy m·er tJ 'I! various phases of the affair. Puhllc opinion, ns refle<'ted In t11e pre~<s. Is as wldl' npnrt as the pole11. fo~very flay or so some senulor Is put on record, pro or ('On. l'olltlcal leader$ In hoth purlles sePm to think that It will be forced on them In 1926 liS on !11~ue In the senatorial campaign. Altogether lhe 111tuntlon reminds mnny of the story ot the man who prnyl'd for n~<slstnn<'e In a fist fight upon which he was about to engage, "hut," 1-e said, "It ) ou feel. 0 Lord, that you can't take sides In this scrimmage I advise you, If you huve nothing parllculnr to do, to stick around for 11 little while und you will Bee the gol·darnedest, prettiest scrap l·"u ever laid eree on." ~:ood ~ t6l you Lift Off-No Pain! Resinol FOR OVER ZOO YEARS Berry Cups and Crates Going and Coming Two scholars, a Frenchman and an Italian, were having an argument Each Insisted bls own country hod produced the most dlstlnguished Uterary figure that bad ever lived. "Dante," nld the Italian, "was the greatest ot aJl wrtta:s. Dante went to bell." P'Fenchman, the cried "Bah I'" "Baudelaire wa1 a thousand tlmea Fester tluw Dante. Bau;lellllr• <'amt from hell." L. D. S. Business College SCHOOL 01' Ef'f'ICIENCY BELl:AtiS Hot water Sure Relief ELL·ANS ~AND 754; PACKAGES EVERYWHERE All eommercial braneheL Catalog fl-. 110 N. Mel• St. - SALT LAKE CITY, UTA• ~ W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 24-1926,