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Show it it -? A fellow said, "We have some very promising young people some of them will promise anything." We saw from a daily paper where -a Chicago girl worth $7,000,000 married a plumber well she kept in her class anyway, any-way, i . P O 0 : No man knows more about marriage than, the man who has to use a-shingle nail to hold up his 'trousers when lie atf tends h:s daughter's wedding. ' ....... ! 5 -5 Brovidence is very kind in dealing out justice lots of us yet are out of the hoosgow, .0 i.'0- - r--;;-' - And you've no doubt observed that the calamity howler seldom has blisters. . . . If you want to know whether a man has been at work look at the palms of his hands; if you want to see whether a girl has been busy look at the third finger of her left hand. 0 0'0 ' - Our great gran' mas used to do all their cooking in one kettle; nowadays they do it with a can opener. 0 0 0 If you want to lie popular stop telling the truth about the neighbors. ' 0 0 0 To the eye test for auto drivers they are now adding the breth test. 0 0 0 ' When a man says, "I'm going to be perfectly frank with you," watch horn hand you one. fSS 5? i'$ 1 |