Show r I 11 I 11 1 I c r m COLL I l j I RIND ORI t i I E EXCHANGE The department of physical culture culture culture cul cul- ture at the coming St. St Louis exposition exposition exposition expo expo- is planning to make athletic t contests a prominent feature of the affair A gymnasium has been erected upon the exposition site also a stadium with a seating capacity capacity capacity capac capac- ity of We will never buy your dry goods We dont don't like you anymore You'll be sorry when you see us Trading at some other store You cant can't sell us any ribbons in hands or other fad Well We'll never trade at your store If you dont don't give us your ad The University Clarion has added added added add add- ed a new department called Last Week It contains a short review of current events This certainly is isa isa isa a fine plan plan for for if students haven't time to read the newspaper they can always make time to read the college paper Student not very cry clear as to his lesson what the author says anyhow Prof But I dont don't want the au au- thor I want you Student des despairingly Well youve you've got me But you told me yesterday that he was of Teutonic origin You misunderstood me I I merely said that he had just come from German E. E E. Harvard Harvard Lam Lam- poon The daily newspaper owned and published by a student corporation at the Michigan University has been purchased by the faculty an and will u be published in connection with the literary literary literary lit lit- course Peru contributes more young men mento mento mento to American universities than any other South American republic About are now attending our institutions of learning Ninety-eight Ninety students have recently be been n landed at San Francisco to be educated by bv the U.S. U.S. U.S. U. U S. S Government in the various colleges colleges colleges col col- leges of this country then to be Le re returned returned returned re- re turned to their native islands as in ai- ai The college men are very slow They seem to take their ease For when they graduate They do it by degrees ExI Ex ExI Ex I thought your son was pursuing pursuing pursuing ing his studies at the University He was but he concluded he couldn't catch up with them Ex According to the annual report of President Eliot of Harvard over 2000 students of that university take part in athletics Our Oar T Terrible English The other day writes Eli Perkins Perkins Perkins Per Per- kins I met a French gentleman at Saratoga who thought he had mastered mastered mastered mas mas- the English language k How do you do I said accosting accosting accosting accost accost- ing him Do vat he asked in a puzzled manner I mean how do you find yourself yourself your your- sel self f I loses I Saire never myself You dont don't understand me I mean how do you feel How I feels Oh I feels smooth you feel me Yale athletes need no longer maintain a higher average of scholarship scholarship scholarship schol schol- than other students Formerly Formerly Formerly For For- merly athletes were required to 25 points higher on a scale of than non A memorial will be erected at Purdue to the memory of the football football football foot foot- ball players killed in the wreck at Indianapolis A gymnasium has been suggested as appropriate The Forense is a good little magazine but the addition of an Exchange column would make it better A tragedy trag-edy in modern Greek entitled entitled entitled en en- titled Galatea was given at the Academy of Music in Philadelphia last month The performance was given for the benefit of the Greek church in Philadelphia under the management of the Greek residents by a dramatic company from Ath Ath- ens Sluggishly waiting duty still un- un faced He raised at last his head and lo 10 I afar Upon the dim horizon of his hope Discerned a setting star Ex Ex l I began writing for money said the literary hack during my first year at college Most of my literary efforts at that time were in inthe inthe inthe the form of epistles addressed to my father Ex The Lesbian Herald for December December December Decem Decem- ber contains two very interesting articles articles articles ar ar- one The Poetry of Longfellow Longfellow Long Long- fellow the other Phillips Brooks An An Estimate Oh why do they all spurn my suit he murmured sadly Then he tried another pawnshop Ex Ex 1 We e had a dream the other night When everything was still We dreamed that each subscriber Came right up and paid his bill ErThe Ex Er The University of Calcutta India India India In In- dia has an attendance of over men Faith said Pat Oi have of me own and a plinty but Oi dont don't to be a pig and raich out for to-morrow's to Ex Who originated the first geometry geometry geometry try proposition Noah Hows How's that Didn't he construct an ark B. B BC B.C. C. C May I print a kiss on your lips I said She nodded her sweet permission So we went to press and I rather guess I We printed a full edition Ex Ex |