Show TIDE UI bA Y f ss l. l HOW OUR ESTEEMED SUPERIORS SPENT VACATION Pres Kingsbury trying Kingsbury-trying trying to be firm yet gentle Prof Toronto Toronto looking looking for an opening in the Seventh Grade Prof Marshall Marshall building building air castles castles castles cas cas- in Spain about English Cathe Cathe- Prof Cummings studying Cummings studying Roman Roman Roman Ro Ro- man pots and kettles Prof Howard trying Howard trying to get caught up in his sleep Prof Bradford playing Bradford playing bear with the twins and thinking up his next speech for faculty meeting Dr Talmage dreaming Talmage-dreaming dreaming of an antidote for radium Prof Stewart Stewart bustling bustling around Dr Merrill Merrill- Perhaps building cow Prof Roylance Solid Roylance-Solid Solid thinking and and original research Prof Ebaugh Trying Ebaugh-Trying Trying to perpetuate perpetuate perpetuate the Philadelphia manner Prof Allen Cultivating Allen Cultivating that smile that wont won't wear off r p J J I 0 i f 4 Prof Holmes Making Holmes Making Beckstrand Chasing Beckstrand-Chasing Chasing an elusive Ray Arnoldson Preparing Arnoldson-Preparing Preparing for Leap Year Pack Pack Analyzing Analyzing hair restorers Arnold Eagerly Arnold Eagerly awaiting devel devel- Parsons Sterilizing Parsons Sterilizing milk and wishing that all the world were Baptists Howells Offering Howells-Offering Offering his heart and hand for a single Pearl McBroom Impersonating McBroom-Impersonating Impersonating Old Faithful Bennion Chopping Bennion-Chopping Chopping wood and philosophizing on cat psychology Wilson Wishing Wilson Wishing he were monarch monarch monarch mon mon- arch of all he surveyed Prof Babcock Babcock- Say will she never return Ed HOW A FEW STUDENTS SPENT V VACATION ACA TION Claridge Eating Claridge-Eating Eating pork and beans Fox Trying Fox Trying to get a hair Forrester Repeating Forrester-Repeating Repeating Theres TheresI i I I. I I r Ile r t I I i t nothing half so sweet in life as loves love's young dream Reese Trying Reese Trying to keep still Henderson Praying Henderson-Praying Praying for southerly southerly southerly south south- erly winds that would bring Snow Hopkins Trying Hopkins Trying to live without sleep Thomas Thomas Keeping Keeping his trousers turned up at the bottom Parks Parks Following Following Thomas' Thomas ex ex- ample Oscar Oscar his ear Soul Thinking Soul Thinking how he might control his laughter in Rhet i. i Whitney Thinking Whitney Thinking of future bliss Riser Riser Devising Devising plans for an ove overthrow throw of Utah politics A GOOD THING In a meeting of the Board of Regents Regents Regents Re Re- gents Jan II n it was decided to send the CHRONICLE at the expense of the University to a limited number number number num num- ber of prospective students throughout through through- out Utah and neighboring states The CHRONICLE appreciates the action ac- ac action action ac ac- tion of the board and will do its part partin in distributing the required number It will be a mutual benefit it will willbe willbe willbe be a most effective means in advertising advertising advertising adver adver- the school and it will assist the CHRONICLE greatly in a financial way Letters have been sent to the principals of the leading high schools and academies asking for a alist alist alist list of names of the leading students of their respective institutions Any student in the University who knows of a friend at home prospective prospective prospective tive of attending some higher institution institution institution next year may hand in the name of that person to the CHRON CHRON- r ICLE office and copies will be sent him regularly Since however there can only be a limited number to this list it is possible that only those who apply first can be THE DRAMATIC CLUB The University Dramatic club dub is working on a play which they will present in Salt Lake on Feb 19 Ig 1904 It is called A Scrap of Pa Pa- per They are holding three to four rehearsals a week and in the absence of Miss Babcock who has been East for the past three weeks Miss Bitner has been directing the work Arrangements are being made for presentations in Murray Bingham J Junction unction Tooele Ogden and Park City The club dub consists of the following people Misses Harker Bitner Tibbetts Parkinson and Snow and Thomas John Johnson son Carlson Mifflin and 1 Marshall arshall The Dramatic club dub should certainly certainly certainly be encouraged There is nothing nothing nothing noth noth- ing that speaks better for a school than such a society Last year every every every ev ev- ery one knows this organization did itself proud Many of the old members are taking part this year and something equally good or better better better bet bet- ter can be expected from our artists in the coming season All the students students students stu stu- dents will look forward to A Scrap of Paper with delight and cheer the club dub by their presence Mr Thomas the manager has been very persevering and energetic in his work as most of the members r i 1 have been and their endeavors should be appreciated by the stu stu- dents THE GLEE CLUB At last the University has a glee- glee club The members have been working faithfully for the past few weeks under the direction of Mr Best and are to make their initial appearance at chapel in the near future We think it is the most enthusiastic enthusiastic enthusiastic en- en en en- organization of the kind that has ever been connected with the institution institution institution-at at least to our knowledge knowledge and and we predict an agreeable surprise to the students and a glorious success to the club on the occasion of its first present present- ment The club is contemplating a concert and ball to be given before long and we hope the students will show their appreciation by turning out freely in its support LEAP YEAR The Bachelor Maids last Friday night took advantage of the great opportunity afforded by Leap Year by entertaining in a grand Leap Year Ball I It t was the first social event of the New Year and well did the fair ones play their parts During During During Dur Dur- ing the week the boys were much in evidence in the halls and it was amusing to see some blushing damsel damsel dam dam- damsel sel chase bash bashful ful a Normal into a corner and then timorously inquire Have you a partner for the dance Many a boy waited hopefully hopefully hope hope- fully during the week for an invitation invitation invitation tation but the Maids were paying I off some old scores as well as makI making mak mak- ing mg some new ones and more than one eager lad stayed at home for obvious reasons But from start to finish the dance was a complete success All found plenty of delicious punch and by the way they visited the stand it seemed as though they were endeavoring to drown their sorrows in the delicious beverage Of course some of the lads only attended for the purpose of looking on but occasionally they were prevailed prevailed prevailed pre pre- on to permit some pert miss to examine their program As a whole the girls enjoyed their mannish mannish mannish man man- nish role but the boys well they didn't dare complain As a caller caBer call caB er Tommy was a success success both both inthe in inthe inthe the evening and during the dance Some popular dandies in the regular regular regular regu regu- lar hops now know the meaning of wall flower in the most literal meaning of the term DEBA DEBATING TING U. U of U. U debating club met on Thursday but owing to so much holiday dissipation the debate was postponed for one week Extemporaneous speaking was then indulged in The roll was called and as each member responded respond respond- ed he drew a question on which he was to speak five minutes Mr Soule made an excellent impromptu impromptu impromptu im im- address on the question Should Cuba be annexed to the U. U S. S Hopkins followed with his draw What better could you suggest suggest suggest sug sug- gest than Capital Punishment in dealing with murderers Reese was at home in telling about Russia's Russia's Russia's Rus Rus- sias sia's rights in Manchuria Holman of the Duties of an American Citizen to his Country Country Country Coun Coun- try Carlson didn't dare tell what 5 1 j. j f t X he be thought of marriage so was given a second draw He theorized on the probable results should Russia and Japan fight Alexander Alexander Alexander Alexan Alexan- der sawed the air with his hands trying to think of something about Egypt while Reporter Jensen flopped and soar soared d to majestic heights in telling of the benefits of ofa a Fraternity in a school BRANCH NORMAL NOTES The students returned from their Holiday pastimes with a show of renewed vigor and lighter hearts Already the school has donned working clothes and is pitching in A number of new faces are to tobe tobe tobe be seen especially among the boys swelling our attendance near the mark of last year With the teachers teach teach- ers who usually come in for the spring term we shall reach the mark it is thought Instructor Driggs' Driggs recent lecture on Books and Book Worms has stirred up much interest in books in Cedar City He has been asked tomake tomake to tomake make a list of books which he thinks would constitute a good home li li- li Instructors Ward Burgess and Spencer spent the holidays north and Instructor Lewis also spent a week in Salt Lake on business Mr Milne went to his home in St. St George the other teachers took things easy at Cedar City Principal Porters Porter's talks in chapel this week on getting satisfaction out of school work were evidently much enjoyed by the students Plastering was begun last week in the new building According to the new arrangements recently made with the contractor we shall I I t. t n not get into these quarters before March l first The manual tra training g shop is a hive of industry first nowadays nowadays first years second years years third years preps preps and and even the teachers all join in making the splinters fly There is a fascination in getting hold of something solid after dealing dealing deal deat- ing with abstractions an and theory the students students girls girls and all seem all seem to delight in it even if they do saw their thumbs occasionally Students' Students chapel time on Friday is to be made an occasion for pushing pushing pushing push ing the CHRONICLE at the Branch Un Undoubtedly representatives will be appointed to furnish news and other material and to get subscriptions The Editor of the CHRONICLE takes this opportunity of inserting a note here for the students of the Branch N Normal onnal The CHRONICLE is as much your paper as it is the students' students here at the University Itis Itis It Itis is well for you to keep in touch with the institution you hope some day dayto to attend Elect a couple of reporters report report- ers and their notes will be published in each number of the CHRONICLE Subscribe now for the paper you youcan youcan can well afford paying fifty cents for the remainder of the year MINING SCHOOL NOTES The Engineering Society met last Tuesday January 5 at which meeting meeting meeting meet meet- ing W. W R. R Prayers read a paper on the cyanide process and the society decided to give a grand ball at Christensen's in the near future At a special meeting held Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs- day Jan 7 the editor of Utah En- En resigned and at the same meeting the society voted not notto notto notto to publish the paper this year 4 1 J At a meeting of all college engineers engineers engineers engi engi- Wm Butler was elected to the executive committee of the new college student body During the vacation the students in assaying have had to put in their hour regularly in order to do the required work which has thus far been interfered with on account of the unfinished condition of the metallurgical metallurgical metallurgical met met- building An A. A C. C visitor was heard to admit admit admit ad ad- mit that our shops were ahead of those at his own school Yes the school of mines is coming up Ben Den and E. E B. B Moore who have been attending Stanford thus far this year will be back here herewith herewith herewith with us for the second semester We Ve are reminded of the story in the Bible of the prodigal son Dr Talmage who has been laid up with a severe case of blood poison poison poison poi poi- son was back to his classes after the holidays The students were real glad to to see him back again Burgess Young A. A D. D Knowlton and Austin Burton were visitors during the past week The shop was a busy place during the holidays This seems to be the only means by which the crowded engineering students are able to complete their heavy courses OUR SEPARATION COMPLETE V On Wednesday the last meeting of the old student body was held in inthe inthe inthe the Museum building It was unanimously unanimously unanimously unan unan- decided to separate the University from the high school or preparatory department The officers officers officers cers of the former organization re resigned resigned resigned re- re signed and the student body organ organ- of the entire school was dis dis- solved The College students withdrew withdrew withdrew with with- drew leaving the Preps in charge of the Assembly hall Riser acted as chairman of of the Collegians and the Constitution as read by bv committeeman committeeman committeeman commit- commit teeman Carlson was quickly adopt adopt- ed The old officers were sustained Thomas as president Brown as secretary and treasurer and Riser as member of the athletic council Members of the executive committee commit commit- tee will be chosen at a later date The Preps Preps comprising comprising the students students students stu stu- dents in the first three years courses in the normal and high school departments de de- decided decided to effect a permanent permanent permanent per per- manent organization and elected a committee of five to draft a Good feeling characterized the entire movement and Utah now has hasa a University of over three hundred students REFLECTIONS OF A COLLEGE WOMAN Has any anyone one ever noticed the regularity regularity regularity reg reg- with which the girls visit Chem Chern Are the fumes good for the complexion I wonder how the dent got in that pillow in the college women's room and that scratch on the wall Seven in one seat for lunch is a pretty tight squeeze Now about the boy who carried the girls gym suit when the string broke well broke well one must hold them up somehow and the boys needn't think they have a monopoly It speaks well for the strengthening strengthen strengthen- ing influence of our Varsity when a college woman can turn a double I somerset over a bench and come up smiling Who says college girls cant can't cook Have you heard about the goose The hall radiators aint being used so much lately can those visits to the office have anything to do with it What happened to the lone girl engineer Its It's Leap Year boys you know and if the girls all go stag think it not more than you deserve Speaking of Leap Year several boys already report proposals sent by way of the rack Who is the guardian angel of the heaven alcove A word of advice Dont Don't disturb the inmates of the psychology al alcove alcove alcove al- al cove FRANK HOLMAN MEMBER OF EXECUTIVE BOARD On Friday the Arts students met metto metto metto to elect their member of the Executive Executive Executive tive Board of the Student Council The attendance showed a large number of College Women and a corresponding number of Fraternity Fraternity Fraternity Frater Frater- boys The fair ones made a mistake by nominating two of their number thereby dividing their strength On the second ballot Frank Holman was by a majority majority majority ma ma- of one vote Miss Dix and Miss were the other can can- |