Show ONCE oven inventive russians pravda claims russia flew an airplane 21 years before the wright brothers kitty hawk night flight and prof V Daril danilevsky levsky tells the soviet academy of science that the rus kus invented the telephone the e electric I 1 light the radio the ships propeller and jet propulsion that leaves us with nothing but the zipper and the windshield wiper we took these claims up with dr elmer twitchell and he says they are correct it was russia that gave the world the submarine the telegraph instrument the moving picture camera gunpowder the talking machine the safety razor the electric icebox ice box and the first radio commercial he de c ca I 1 a r e d 1 I thought everybody knew we owe the automobile to moscow too elmer went on henry ford was really a russian named ivan he got the idea of a low cost car from igor model te vich evich thomas edison went to russia as a spy and stole stol e the e secret of the electric light t the h e phonograph and the movie camera from a fur trader named menlo tom got into a meeting of engineers where no russian was eligible unless he had perfected an incandescent bulb and two types of movie cameras he escaped discovery due to the tact fact he wore a red beard and would yield the floor to nobody at that time every vols volga a boatman was experimenting with a talking taking machine edison stole the idea of the spaniel spairel in the trademark called his blasters voice it was really a russian wolfhound wolf bound russia not only invented the telegraph but the first singing telegram was sent by one boris kolo novo of the imperial russian opera what we call the morse code is russian the dots come from the old old russia and the dashes from the old old old old russia As s for the radio lenins grandfather had his own network and one of the early radio radio features was a fellow called god cod frey dovitch they aso had a team called amossoff and andy and ella fitzgerald says the russians had bad the first jackpot program it was called stop the 9 dr twitchell went on to say tha his father remembered the time the russians invented and flew the first airplane it was invented by one of the early marxists and waa propelled by expletives it had no wings marxists hated wings because of the suggestion of religion they just used a tail a forked one he said my old man said the russians russian get their first russian plane off the ground at first but that a couple of pre soviet writers did it with an editorial the plane stayed up only a few minutes 11 II could have stayed up longer except that the inventor and operator oper wanted to get down and derouc somebody elmer concluded |