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Show V "How Sharper Than Serpent's Tooth." An irritable old farmer and his ungainly, un-gainly, slouching son were busy grubbing grub-bing sprouts one hot, sultry day, when the old man suddenly stumbled over a small stump. "Gosh durn that everlasting stump!" he exclaimed. "I wish it was in hell!" The son slowly straightened up from his work and gazed reproachfully at his father. "Why, you' oughtn't to say that, pap," he drawled. "You might stumble over that stump ag'in some day." Everybody's. |