Show BACILLI IN THE AIR S And Danger Even Lurks Nowadays in I Maidens Lips I ask a glass of water or of claret or of beer I go to kiss a pretty maid she turns away with fear I eat some lemon juice thats been stand Ing on the sill And they tell me all are loadedthat theyre warranted to kill I put a pencil to my lips I gulp down pounds of air I visit all the cattle at the Wayback county fair I buy a paper of a boy and handle dollar bills And they tell me every one of these has that on It which kills Im not much up in science but I know a thing or two I know that if L ao not eat or drink or kiss d few Of those fashionable dreaded germs I certainly will die For Id have to give up breathingto escape es-cape the bacilli Bacteria Bacteria Im not afraid of you The world wU roll around the sun for all that you can do So on dollars and on papers and on kisses and on food Just hand me common bacilli Im not a science dude And whats the use of living If you cannot can-not eat or drink I pretty girls and collar bills and even printers ink And county fairs and pencils are only other terms For the rapidtransit system of the scientific scien-tific germs Judge |