Show Fill Up Your Coal Bin THE White House announces that Secretary I of the Interior H Harold rold Ickes has as been named f solid fuels coordinator coordinator- for national defense That's a signal to the he American people to toJ J look Jook for trouble in their coal bins Some time timet t I ago Secretary Ickes was named petroleum coordinator coordinator coordinator co- co for national defense defense and and everyl every every- I l body knows what happened then There was I a a. big shortage of gasoline in the east with i i official pleading and restrictions to reduce consumption The gasoline shortage scare I was going along pretty well until the Ickes I myth was busted wide open by a congressional congressional investigation Now that Secretary Ickes has been named coordinator for solid fuels which means primarily marily manly coal we can expect that shortly he 5 j I will discover a shortage in coal and begin a program to conserve supplies Of course cours that shortage too will probably finally be exposed i as an Ickes nightmare but in the meantime Secretary Ickes will no doubt get in a few few- good licks of propaganda and edicts Secretary Ickes has a new title folks and from past experience that means trouble Beti Better Bet- Bet i j ter fill up your coal bin and guard it with your life life for for Ickes will get you if you dont don't donti j i watch out |