Show 1 tw mi 4 rt BUCKSHOT ny by ole duck it some folks folka cant got into trouble any ally other way thoy they marry tt it it if you want to get rid of folks you dont like dont kill them loan all them iu money A nil gillford lford man calls his wife au angel because site ahe is always harping about something tho the main reason why wo we have so BO anany ally law breakers brea kora Is because we hati haeo so many laws I 1 wish my grocer get su sar sarcastic cutic when I 1 talk about buying n now car in ill the spring A heaver beaver man mail bought four rations of wood alcohol recently to uso in celebrating llis wooden wedding you well wont t get much good out 0 oi the lie bible it if you only road read it to got material to back up your arguments now and then you find a man who Is really a good loser lorer hut but most aoi ao i s sailed rood good kosora are only good liars lars I 1 am told it la is not considered goon good form ito to eat oft off the same mabee more than six timm without washing them what Is a poor legislator to doy dot the dear people domand demand economy with wh one hand and appropriations with tho the other A Millers millersville ville woman ghys saya the only reason she throw dishes dished at her husband la Is because she he thinks too much of the dishes it if you call your town a rotten place to live in it is if quite likely that the reason you do so Is because all the neighbors have found you out the old time tramp also had a I 1 tin can but it on wheels and the towns provide free camping places for him with all modern improvements if secretary Sebre tary mellon honors my requisition tor for a share of the silver dollars he wants to put into circulation ill have to have a new pair of suspenders looks like any man would havo have the same reason for bragging on his lomo town that lie he does for bragging bout his automobile or the smart sayings of his children A man would scrape hid face with a case knife rather than go into a beauty parlor for a shave but women think nothing of going to barber shops for haircuts A beaver man wants to know why it li iq that brides are always cepro wonted as blushing well look what this is tho the corporation organized last spring by subscriptions script ions from banks and other business corporations to provide relief for the banking and agricultural situation inthe in he northwest As a realus of a good goo wheat heat crop and good prices the itlie entire situation hits has changed chai ngod so much for the better that no future aid to banks has been necessary news sary in recent months and anci tile the loans made to banks are in course of collections the total number of such loans made was waa of which 48 had been repaid in full to december 27 up to december 23 the corpora lion had pui chased dairy cattle at a total cost of an average ot of per head these cattle were purchased tor for farmers being an average advance per farmer oe ot the animals were wera shipped to communities the cor horation por po atlon ration has approved cow applications covering about cows to r tm purchased for 87 farmers in ag communities muni mun lifes ties in addition to the dairy animals the corporation purchased breeding owes ewes at a cost of 67 representing an average cost laid down of these wera were purchased for farmers the average advance por per farmer being and covering an average 0 of 49 sheep pei per farmer the sheep were shipped chipped into 91 communities I 1 I 1 most of them get in the way of a man mail no wonder or they blush id blush too why not have the legi legislature slature pase a law requiring trains to stop at all grade crossings and have the engineer got off go farworn and look in both directions tor for approaching au before proceeding used to be a man could dodge didgo the women by going into the smoking car a barber shop a bootblack stand land or oi a bar room now the women maro maito uve of all three of of the first named places anti and fise use bar j rooms too if we had thou theia |