Show Flashes Flash s Baby Crying Analyzed I Deserves a n Bi Big Slice Lucky D Dogs gs Sh Shun n Spotlight Escapes by Coat of Faint MILWAUKEE Nov 15 The Thc State SUite Medical Medic ll society is trying to reduce reduce re rc re- re d duce c baby crying in Wisconsin Bad tempers and sullen behavior cost many people their places in the world of affairs and their esteem in society despite all their brilliance and learning earning says a bulletin Issued by bythe bythe the he society Mothers should correct two habits of children crying children crying in order to get their heir own way and md sulking until requests requests requests re re- re- re quests are granted T TAKES THE CAKE PHILADELPHIA Nov 15 P P- P When fire broke up a wedding banquet ban- ban ill in in the meeting hall hail of the Bakery and Confectionery Workers Workers' Workers Workers' Work Work- ers ers' union one heroic guest prevented prevented prevented pre pre- vented a total loss He saved the wedding cake I C Dont Don't Quote U Us Us LOUISVILLE F The JP-The The will of Miss Carrie E. E Knapp set aside 1000 each for the care of six dogs Reporters Reporters' hastened to interview the dogs but William administrator tor declined to reveal their names age sex pedigree or whereabouts ST ST. ST PAUL Nov 15 ff Aft R-Aft After JP-After After r f es s Hensen Heusen pleaded guilty to drunkenness Municipal Judge Clayton Parks asked where he worked Must lust Only Why your honor came the reply Tm Im a n TI Rp Be B e TIre Anere l re painter and Im I'm painton paint- paint on Business mg ing the municipal c courtroom In the new courthouse and d city halL haiL Judge Parks who expects to hold court there within a 1 month said Well Veil if I let lel you go no will you promise t to do a good j job Jb b a and d not get into any courtrooms courtrooms' again except to paint them Judge Ill I'll do a fine job and keep that promise Thirty days days suspended Fo Poor Professor sE SEATTLE TILE Nov 15 P The P The average average average aver aver- age University of student student stu stu- dent carries more money in his pockets pockets pock pock- ets eta than his professor while professor while the professors professors professor's pro pro- fessor's lessors secretary has the most of at the three The student has the faculty member 98 cents and the secretary At least that's what that's what a a campus paper query of 75 persons taken at random showed HEmS BErnS GET THEIRS GREENSBURG Pa Nov 15 ff JP F The The estate of Abraham Ruff who died without leaving a awill will was distributed among heirs Attorneys spent more than a year r investigating claims of the thc numer nurrie oils ous relatives The largest che check k amounting to was issued d to a nephew A number of grandnephews and ie received c checks ecks for 70 cents I Dont Don't Crowd Please se seDES DES MOINES Ia la Nov 15 IS The P P The state treasury is a popular place Leo newly elected treasurer has received 2000 applications for jobs as his assistant The applicants include Democrats Republicans and Social Social- a Democrat and takes office January 1 KINGSTREE S. S C Co Nov 15 W- W Sixty seven years after they were written letters from a young Confederate Confederate Con Can federate soldier to his Letters wife have been de- de livered here here but but she Delivered has been dead fora forat for lor lorat a at t L' L Last Lt as t years The letters were written by Lieutenant S. S L I. Montgomery cry ery while stationed at forts near Charleston They were were were- sent here by Dr Myron W. W Smith of Red Wing Minn who explained he found them In papers of his father who was a n colonel in the Union army How the How the colonel got them was not explained Peanuts for Flies I AMES Ia la Nov 15 The JP-The The more peanuts the fans in the football stadium stadium stadium sta sta- sta- sta of Iowa State college eat the harder its it's going to be on the flies Peanut shells found on the stadium floor this year were taken to the thes s schools school's chemical laboratory where J. J Burke Jacobs college chemist Is reducing them to liquid form orm to be used as killing fly fly g. g spray |