Show GASSING THE TEW GANG it if SPEED COPS BARRED D U S By Kayem Grier Mechanics who remove carbon should I make carbon c c Pi pies s S that t the e work has been beell done I John D. D R Rockefeller will visit visit Salt Lake on a pleasure tour tour says a a news Item There may be another Increase shortly In the price of gas The fellow that that says theres nothing to driving an sq auto Is the very one that amounts to NOTHING as as a driver He lie had a car that was waa a beauty And he tie saw a little cutie Now It wasn't Just his duty But he tie gave his horn a And like others took a With that nifty sweet t Theres There's a certain feminine motorist In Salt Lake Lako who Is going to get all wrecked up someday In turning a a corner cornet for fall failure fail ure to put out her hand U If she does wel wei lay a bet that she says she didn't put her hand out because she didn't have a manicure and her nails were ter terribly lb y And they THINK they can drive There are MILES that make you happy There are MIL MILES ES' ES that make you blue bluel But the Miles Miles' that bring the Are MILES you get when the tires are through Many a good party can be busted up now by the collapse of the cellar steps The baby has Its safety pin The young man has his safety razor Th The old bachelor bachel an Idea ea of s safety fety first One of of the best signs signs' of of spring lovemaking love love- making Is a callous In the left palm from one one handed handed driving A few more holes in pavement and well we'll be down don to to the old dirt road the pioneers used Then Main street will be bea a II regular regula stem stem again We feel foel the same about having voted for certain officeholders as one does when he draws draw for a small straight and dont don't make It |