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Show B R I E F S . . . by Baukhage "What is the shortest joke?" one Berliner asks. "We will win," is the reoly. ... War Ration Book No. 3 which provides pro-vides new stamps to replace those running out in existing books will be distributed through the mails to more than 120,000,000 individuals beginning be-ginning late in June and ending July 21. i A man said to a waitress in a restaurant: "I'm going to have another an-other cup of coffee." "Not here," i said the girl. "We'll see," said the man, "bring me a cup of hot water." The waitress did, he opened a cigarette ciga-rette case, took out a little envelope, dumped its contents into the cup. There was his coffee, sugar and all . . . perfectly legal. But it does seem like a lot of trouble. |