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Show Quite Doubtful . "What is political economy, dad?" "To be perfectly candid, son I can't tell you. Sometimes I think there isn't any such thing." Or Did They? "The law of gravity explains why people stay on the earth." "How did they stay on before the law was passed?" A little girl tried to get the early morning religious services over the radio. She dialed for about ten minutes without success and finally exclaimed: "Mother, all I can get is the silent prayer." One to Fit Dave, having had a good week, decided to buy his wife a present. He picked up the dining-room table, ta-ble, carried it out of the house, put it on top of his head, and was ambling down the road when Bill Smith met him. "Hullo, Dave," said Bill, "are you moving?" "No," replied Dave, "I'm going to buy Mabel a tablecloth." Relapse Coming Young man in hospital Nurse, Vve fallen in love with you. If 1 get well I'll have to leave, so I dont want to get well. Pretty young nurse Dont worry, you won't. The doctor's in love with me, too, and he saw you kissing me this morning. So Consistent! "Does your husband always live up to his promise of his courtship days?" "Always. In those days he said he was not good enough for me, and he has been proving it ever since." Middle-Age When a man ceases to grow vertically and starts to grow horizontally at the middle. Fair Question "I say, waiter, is this peach or apple pie?" "Can't you tell by the taste?" "No." "Then what difference does it make?" When armored knights met, it was customary for each knight to raise the visor of his helmet as a means of identification. This gesture ges-ture has come down through all armies in the form of the salute. Traditional, too, is the Army man's preference for Camel cigarettes. With men in the Army, Navy, Marines, Ma-rines, and Coast Guard, actual sales records in their service stores show that Camel is the favorite. It's one of the favorite gifts with service men. And though there are Post Office restrictions on packages to overseas Army men, you can still send Camels to soldiers in the U. S., and to men in the Navy, Marines, and Coast Guard wherever they are. Adv. |