Show I QUEENS QUEEN'S QUEENS QUEEN'S ENGLISH AS SPOKE IN CHICAGO AGO O CHICAGO May 17 When When Mrs MIS Louis E. E Elfert llert had obtained a Judgment judgment judgment Judg judg- ment for for breach rf of promise against Frederick Schneider a re reportEr reporter reporter re- re porter carried the news to the theS S Schneider Gee whiz house said ld Miss fi Schneider She Is a comely girl of ot per perhaps s eighteen teen sU summers Gee whiz is that so bow how J much does she want Miss s. s Schneider was as informed that Mrs Elfert EIfert desired ht settlement of ot her wounded affections Gosh said Miss Schneider Then she proceeded to exp express es a few tew opinIOns opinions IOns lons about the widow courtship of ot the elder Schneider So that woman has sued for breach of or promise has she Well she's too late for the property property prop pop erty is made over to us the children lie He aint got ot a cent Darn it all I 1 thought the old thing had shook my pa for tor the old man with the white whiskers Miss Schneider said sh she didn't know anything more about the case but she sue went right on to tell the rest of ot it So she says my my father is going to marry another widow and leave herout herout her herout out in an the cold does she Well WeIl I marry dont don't think my pa will ever again Hes He's too sore on women He Hes He's s sore on all of ol em Its It's her that made Mm him so sore He spent all his money on her for a a. year |