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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUTE, STT minutes"; sir "I'm - (A little pause, and then, in lower voices:) "Say, I've got a flask of stuff here in my bag. I'm not just so retire what it is. But the bell boy TsuM it was all right. .If you care to take a little touch of it. 1 haven t tried it ont yet. i . "Oh, let's try it, anyway. I guess ' ." .". sorry "When I earn in it was exactly and' now it's Vhalf a minute For fifteen minutes, quarter past. and a half i-- " it won't e sorry, sir." "All I ordered was just some and eggs with French fried poou tatoes and toast and coffee. couldn't take a quarter of an hour to cook that if you tried! I could " go 'out thre to the kitchen "I 'in sorry, sir, but " i "You can just tell the head waiter or the chef, ar'whoever it is, that I don 't proposed to stand for it. Just n as ii soon" "Well, sir, if -- " "I often.) i. - "Just as soon as I'm through I shall report the whole thing to the management. And you can go to the head waiter right now and tell him that if that order is not on this table in one minute 4y this "I'm sorry, sir, but if you will kindly look on the table, it's there now. think you covered it up, sir, with part of your paper. You were reading, air, when I put it down." "Eh what! That! Wellwhat theWhatt What! . . ." And the rest In silence. 2. The Conversation in tha Smok-- " ing End of the Pullman Between Two Men Talking of Their Bootleggers. "As a matter of fact, all I have to do is just call up my bootlegger and tell him what I want and it " comes right to the door "Same with me. I just say to this feller that I want a case of rye or a case of Scotch- - and he fetches it " right to the house "Of bourse, I won't toiich it unless I know it's all right." "Me,, too. I don't believe in tak- - af good-nigh- have you " (Telepathic thought of the group of men: "Yes, yes, lovely but now beat it!") "And really such a wonderful ' laai i i ili i'Tm Milr'i' JMssasss7Tr'wVrnn iTlsTii ' white marble. Is to contain ousts of MrKinley. Rocevlt. Leonard Wood and others. ".Medallions bearing the llkrneesa of Americans who figured prominently In the cane of Cuban Independence and a large bronze tablet bearing the names of American patriots will siso graoe the shrine. The Cuban government has appointed Ralph H. Cranei commander n of the war veterans In Cuba, to obtain names, with ' them" photographs and documentary proof! of aervic Tha shrine will be located on th waterfront near the Main memorial, one of the most beautiful tn tha world. The names of McHJnley, KooeeveK and Wood are Included not because, of actual war service, but because of Important aarvica rendered tha Island; immediately after the war and during reconstruction. ' Spanlsh-Amerlra- mm, HAVANA.' Cub (AP). An American historical shrine, dedicated to Americana who cama to Cuba, ben fore tha war and who aided Cuba In ita flfht (or independence, will be erected in the new AJaine park of Havana by the Cuban aovernment. The ahrlne, which will be built of . Spanlsh-Amerlra- jl taxi meter they wouldn't buy five cents' worth of talk from Shakehouse!" "Too grand! Why, my dear.- I speare himself. After all, these modern inventions think tour house is just charming I mean are not wholly without advantage. and that little is too cute for anythat (Copyright, 3928, by Metropolitan thing, especially if you put some Newspaper Service, New York.) flowers. ' My dear, I saw some o,f the loveliest esrly wild flowers today when we were out in the country in the car. I simply must drive " yoii out there chorus, as before: (Telepathic "Yes, take her, take her nov. Drive ' her clear to Mexico.") And then, just at this moment, by A Boole axplalnlnr In Simple ln-sheaven's special providence, a butsoma of tha causes, affects ler or a maid or someone savi and avmptoma ot diabetes, and describing Dr. "Ekalp" which allows you gradually "Your taxi's waiting, madame." treatment, to Is what tat being yeu need, - And the woman gives one wild lished ty M. Blchartz. Dept. 80,pub-220 Women will West 42nd 8t., New York. Any sufleap toward the door. talk forever when it's only a matter ferer from diabetes can have a copy book FREE by writing Immeof the men's time, but vwhen it of this to the above address, enclosing diately - comes to the moving finger of a stamp. ... (Adv.) r PHILLIPS" - sun-roo- sun-roo- DIABETES EXPLAINED ui - ! I I I MOTOaSTlOM II iaoo eTOMAC III HIP""" II I When Food Soura 1 OAM-NAUi- " Sweeten t6 About two hours after eating many people suffer from sour stomachs. They call it Indigestion. It means that the stomach nerves have been overstimulated. ' ' There is excess acid. The way to correct it is with an alkali, which neutralizes many times its volume in acid. The right way --i Phillips' Milk tasteless dose of Magnesia just in water. It is pleasant, efficient and harmless. It has remained the standard with physicians in the 60 years since its invention. ' It it tomiui iailjildr Eesolte is the approved method. You will never uae another when yon know, Be sure to get the genuine Phillips ' Milk of Magnesia, prescribgd by physicians for 50 years in excess acids. 25 and SOs & bottle any drug store. "Milk of Magnesia," has been the U. S. Begistered Trade Mark ot The Charles H. Phillips Chemical Company and its predecessor Charles H. Phillips since 1875. (Ad.) the quick' method. come almost ' instantly. It the recipe." "Why, my dear, Bertha just makes it in her own way. But I'll see if I can get her to write down house is labeled all of it case goods the recipe and I'll send it " you understand, Tight from Sco(Telepathic chorus of the men all tland." thinking the same thing: "Yes, yes, "So's mine. I won't drink it un- for heaven's sake, let her send it, less it's the real thing. I tried some let her write it out, let her print it last week, fierce stuff, I could hardonly let us beat it.") "Will yout That's so kind! Well ly drink it." "Of course, it's hard to get the good-bagain, and thank you for such a lovely party, and I liked your real old prewar stuff any longer." friend so much. The gentleman who "JSo; you just can't get it." The woman who will talk forever on men's time, but who leap wildly to the door when it ' taxi time.. ing chances on it. Last week a feller had some'stuff at his house, moonshine something he'd picked jpout in the country. But I said, Ko, thanks, not for me, all right or it may not. want " it.' It may be But! don't "No, that's the way I am, too. All this stuff I get sent up to the ' onger life Veedol gives longer motor l din- ner. You know, I suppose it's rude to talk about the things you are given to eat, but that fish souffle was simply wonderful! How ever is it made! I must get you to give me -- y t. dear, your par"Well, ty hs been perfectly lovely " ."Well, it's been just lovely to "l v The Conversation Held by Two Women at the Close of a Dinner Party While I Stand Waiting With the Other Men to 8ay Good-Nigh- watch" . us." Opening Half of Conversation in the Club From Armchair No. 1 to Armchair No. 2, Mine Being Armchair No. 3. held the king and the jack, but I couldn't tell where the ace was. Dummy had only two low spots and all the trumps were out. Of course, " my problem was (But I never stay to hear, what it was. I've heard others like it too 3. "I'm i kUl 9 5 PUN " By Stephen Leacock L When the Man t tie Next Table Is Reproving the Waiter. H "Waitert Waiter! Psst!! Wiitet! Look here, waiter, I've been Bitting at this table for fifteen and half I thought I'd just die laughing at some of his funny stories at dinner "Oh, but really he wasn't half as funny as he generally is! I was just thinking at dinner that I wished yeu could have heard him some night " when he's really funny "But I thought him ever so fun." ny tonight. 'I thought I'd die (The telepathic chorus of the men: "Well, then, beat it and beat it right now or perhaps you '41 die right here.") If you see Amelia "Well, good-by- . and John, tell, them I was asking about "Oh, we just never see them now since they built, their big mansion. They're far too grand for us i this W left early. Conversations I Can Do Without Enough of Some People's Talk to Explain Why. KPAY MORNING, JUKE 24, 1928. 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