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Show The Lie According to Mr. Dooley. "A lio may bo as simple ' as th' thruth. Th' fact iv th' matter Is that th' ralo thruth Is nlver simple. What we call thruth an' pass around fr'm hand to hand Is on'y a kind lv a currency cur-rency that wo uso fr convenience. Thero nro a good many counterfeiters an' a lot Iv th' counterfeits mus' be In circulation. I haven't anny question ques-tion that I tako In manny ir thlm over mo Intollechool bar Ivry day, an' pass out not a few. Somo iv th' counterfeits coun-terfeits has as much precious metal In thlm ns th' ralo goods, on'y they don't bear th' governmlnt stnmp." From Dissertations by Mr. Dooley. |