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Show FAILED IN SMALL THmQS. Congreciman Evidently Wat No Hero to Hl V.'lfe. Thero Is a certain congressman who, whatever authority ho may hold In tho councils of stntc, Is of comparatively compara-tively minor Impnrtnnco In his own household, Indeed, it has bcon unkindly un-kindly Intlmnted that his wlfo Is "tho wholo thing" In tholr establishment. Representative nnd Mrs, Hlank hnd been to Hnltlmorc ono nftornoon. When they loft tho train at Washington, Washing-ton, on their return, Mrs. Hlank discovered dis-covered thnt her umbrella, which hnd bcon Intrusted to tho care of hor hua band, was missing. "Whero's my umbrella?" sho do-mnnded. do-mnnded. "I'm nfrald l'vo forgotten It, mj dear," meekly answered tho congressman. congress-man. "It must still bo In tho train." "In tho train!" snorted tho lady "And to think thnt tho affnlrs of the nation aro Intrusted to a man whe doesn't know enough to tako care of q woman's umbrclln!" Success Magazine |