Show I 1 A According cco r to Uncle A Abner 1 n e et i i t Miss Euphemia Perkins of or our town ton to togo togo togo go on the stage seems to run in her tam family Her grandfather used to run a gallery gallen and her uncle Pete used to be a ln ll living skeleton In a dime museum There aint much in a n name I know leno a stationary stationary station station- or ary engineer who WilO has been Jeen fired tired out of or nine Jobs in three months A feller t-ller never nover knows how many good friends he be hasn't got until he trios to sell em something It is easier for tor a nee needle le to gut git through a camels camel's eye oyo than it is for a feller teller with a plug hat and sack suit to git It into society I If Carnegie Intended to die poor he started at it the tho wrong wa way He ought ht to have hav been a l poet 1 Who evor ever see a a. married woman that didn't Cr cry every time she went to a weddin and then wish tho couple much jo Joy while 1 she was blowin her nose They say it takes two to make a quarrel but by gravy grav it dont don't when your gets good and mad They can talk tl about the bant bantamweights m cl lightweights lightweights light light- weights welterweights middleweights and heavyweights heavyweights heavy J weights but none of ot em has ever knocked out old John Barleycorn Col Eri Eni Mudge is tho most artificial liar I ever er se see Just to keep up his reputation as 08 rip distorter of the tho truth he swore before the tax assessor that his property was yuth four million dollars That's what you rOll call yourself fer for your OUr art |