Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1913-04-10 | Page 16 | Hectic Neckwear for Spring

t I Hectic Neckwear for Spring I I h hI t IJ 41 I I A J eat eatO O I YE YEA A fi 7 I II I li liI I I I- I II I l t J V kH kHI I Itt Itt- I II I- I I 1 M C a 1 I Ir ff r young man behind the counter T TI E 1 will assure asure you ou its iOs quite tho the latest latest lat hat est thing You will re readjust the he smoked spectacles s provided pro for Ute tile purpose and ando give o the tho thin another squint You will wiil begin to assume a a dubious Noting this the tho hal haberdashers haberdasher's hireling the hireling tho crafts crafts' devil deU will launch forth Into a verbose anti and grand grandiloquent dissertation of oC the tho Jm of oC correctly tho the utter impossibility of oC of one whoso whose scarf Is three t weeks out of or ditte and wind It Jt all up b by pointing out that HE wear Vm em JInI HIMSELF That'll get fret et you ou and you'll bu buy one one you you poor boob book Th rh Tho dictators of or m mn's ns n's styles style had hall hound bound themselves together In a l plot to make male the male mal attire this spring mo cst and anti quiet In the c extreme If JC you dont don't mind th the wor word 1 arc are to b more be-more moro more than somber And there had to be some somo sort of ofa oa a c counter In-I- In tant Spring have e be ben been n de designed tie tie- signed with an eye t toward doing the p wor work And buh lIe Us they n do It We 11 might SI say that t the new ties will Wilt willbe be bf glittering garish h. h hallooing hectic shrieking and shrill But nut mere mcie words word are quite futile In iii an in endeavor to cone convey convey con con- e vey ame scanty notion nollon of or tho the newe newest t things In neckwear Wagner's Wagners song ong hits will vIlI sound like lullabies in comparison And It would bo poor judgment to wear one with Ith a rubber collar