| Show r U. U V TT S S. S ena t III II Club What Must the Most Expect Exclusive E. Soon ELL I see seo they're f re ro going to send women to the time United States Senate Senate Sen Sea 0 ate at last re remarked remarked re- re marked the time Troubled frau Trou bled Tourist louri t cheerfully I rather rath rath- er reckon that ought ough t to wake wale up uptime the time most exclusive club In the tIme countr country coun coun- tr try What 1 That dignified and patriarchal assemblage of distinguished distinguished distinguished distin distin- pcr persons ons has hus been incasing Itself Itself it itself It- It self in impenetrable unapproachable- unapproachable ness nes long enough and Its It's about time some of tho eds co-eds got in there to sort of cl clean an house as It were Time The first thing timing they'll probably do will be he beto beto heto to abolish th the smoking rooms No Xo lad lady senator wants to have all the curtains an and furniture in Iii the place smoked smoke up Its It's also a a two vo to ono one bet that no senator will be allowed to chew che unless its it's gum or 01 slippery elm of or something of or that sort And talk about senatorial courtesy courte fh Therell There'll be plenty of ot It around there or the senatorial eds co-eds will know the time reason why Senatorial courtesy courteS in inthe inthe the time pa past t has usually consisted of back backtalk backtalk talk tall and exhibitions Hons hut hilt the they t be anything to time the hair that tt will result if the club members dont don't walk a a- chalk line I I w I- I jY i 1 I MAKING G THE UNITED STATES SE SErE SENATE rE HO HOMELIKE And what might happen to the sergeant at arms of he ever tried to silence a a. senatorial co co-cd I dont don't taro dare think about Hed He'd certain certainly be a most must unhappy inan T Tea a would wo probably be served regularly reg leg er e every afternoon on the time floor of or orthe the tIme Senate Time The will now have ten tea will bp bo the n new w order of or business and find the t can take turns take turns pouring pour jour our our- jUg ing- ingI I It If a an any senator wants to smoke o 4 after tea he lie can go over in the House or down in the time bas bas' basement ment some somewhere here I Furthermore every senator there present will ihl have to tOI listen to every wor word of ot ever every speech a sen makes if Jr Its It's a a. day and a n half hale Jon Jon- long bug for 01 gentleman leaves leaves- no the time room room when a woman Is speaking to him him him- except at home It It mn may be that women senators will tid th the place to tidy up the extent of putting pink on the time Senate bills and placing neat nent but Ut not riot gaudy sofa pillows in cv every r chair chah with a few tidies and doilies Ollies thrown over O time the desks deslis just to give the place a homelike atmosphere I Ami I when in the Ie course Ur of ot human hu hu- I man vents events the time first frist woman I senator is called calle upon t to preside over oe that D august bod body therell there'll 11 bo be an earthquake sure suie or at least a couple of ot revolutions House will The Cime be sure to ad adjourn adjourn ad- ad journ and cross over O to the time Senate wing win to enjoy the time spectacle liThe Tho Timo Senate would woul have to hav have an At Home day r too when feminine constituents 0 of e the senito all the senator senator- esses could fill tho time galleries and arid ai a- a plaud their favorites fa Also ap- ap the time mo most t potent gr grave C 1 and amid reverend reerend senators would have lmae to applaud d too if from roam m mere chivalry r nothing el else ehe e They The say a ay the time Se atc j arc are unusually dull an and Prosaic but If the e co-e eds co-eds s dont don't OI t. t mah th mc most brilliantly brilliantly- brilliantly attractive e Pl ih the tho CapItol Cap Cap- Itol Itoh then I miss Iniss m my 1 4 |
