Show I I 4 Humor of the Hour EXEMPLARY XE MAN She admitted being Jealous of her husband Consequently they quarreled quarreled frequently and womanlike she confided I m In her hel best friend You are unfair at I times timea to George said aid the best friend one day as the two sat on the veranda of the suburban home hom I saw George In Inthe in inthe i ithe the city yesterday and he didn't see me roe So I Il l kept ept watching him He had a seat scat In a crowded subway car can At least t two score o women most of them pretty as a picture picture pic pie ture tune came In and passed b by him or ot- stood in front of him hm And A d George nev nev- I er en at one of ot them he wa wa- vas deeply i Interested in interested In- In in his paper Philadelphia Times POI POINTERS TEnS Just a word on unwritten unwritten unwritten un un- un- un written law Jaw gentlemen said the professor in In concluding Never No plead Insanity in a case InS ing Ingless Je less Jes s than II in use ase of ot a Jad lady defendant teer steer oJ clear Rr of or dementia unless s the tho irl I Is Is- fairly good looking The rhe class will meet Tuesday in the thc Jar large c lecture Jecture room room- Louisville Courier Journal Jour Jour- nal PARENT Dad Dati sail young Jack Shiftless s to Old Bill the other night I want to go hO to tho the show to tonight to- to night A show at night is no rio place for a kid like you rou said Bill You should beat be bo boat beat at home In bed But I peddled bills and have two tickets said ald jack as ho lie began to sniffle All right then answered answered an- an Old Bi Bill I 1 will go with you to see gee that you dont don't get into trou trou- ble Kansas ble-Kansas Kansas City Jour Jour- nal L VALUABLE Mr r Wombat we e un- un rl cnn In u U RI JUU vu J A SJ U S II 4 U Si 1 valuable ham sand sand- That is Js true Would you be willing to exhibit it at our food sh show o v Why h I suppose so Can you ou provide pro a n strong guard Exchange TOO JOO MUCH ALIVE E Grace fleeing from infuriated bull Face bull Face him Percy You Vou said uld you OU would face death eath for me rn e. e Percy But Perc-But But the con con- founded thing is far from tram dead Toledo Blade v I OBVIOUS IOUS REMEDY 1 The American visitor was being so shown 0 w n through the historical cath cathedral dral of oC an English village Ever Even stone tone In Inthe Inthe the floor was graved grayed with the name of the the al ai almost aJ most forgotten hero or saint whose bod body rested rested rest ed beneath It It the tIie verger yerger A Ay y sir sll the assured the visitor a sl sight ht 0 o folk sleep the walls o 0 othiS thIs old church Then wh why aE asked ked the Yankee absent l dont you people g get getan t tan an nn up-to-date up preacher preach preach- er er Cleveland Plain Dealer V ANOTHER MATCH On the death eath of bf his 1113 first wife a literary ce celebrity ce- ce of the thc south erected an elaborate memorial memorial memorial me me- morial to her on which was Inscribed the sentiment sentiment senti senti- ment merit The Light of or My Ir Life Has Gone Out The late Bishop Wilmer of or Alabama pointed out the memorial to a n friend who read the words and then theis asked But he married again didn't he the replied Yes bishop he lie did You see ee rEI he struck another cr match as It were Harpers Harper's Magazine |