Show L Stories That Thai Have P Point int r I SHE SIZE WAS 5 MISSOURI P PROFESSOR JORDAN the corn expert of pf the Missouri College of or Agriculture tells a story Illustrative illustrative tra- tra tive Of c the thc suspicion iv with which people often view new ideas and in in- in In Ire pioneer da days s 's a a. a settler near the pres present town of Albany Alban Mo oJ 0 bought for his wife wiCe the first cook- cook stove eel ever eer seen In that part of or the time thesta sta state te It was an object of great curiosity and the womans woman's next door nei neighbor who who lived ten miles mills awa away came away came came to see how lion It would work worl Without comment she sa saw aw v the dinner dinner din din- din I ner cooked she ate the m meal al with I judgment ment held in reserve and then I remarked with a shake hake of the head Well Yell Sarah arah it cooks cook all right and the victuals taste good but I dont don't it will ever er be bc a a. success Youths Youth's Companion n. MUSICIANS rT T village trombone e lh player Cl was i- i returning through the fields j on ona ona a a. vr very dark night after a visit visit to a n. neighboring hn banquet where the wine had proved pro too tempting for him Fc Feeling rather quaky and lonely he lie consoled himself with a good blast on his Instrument to keep his courage up Imagine his surprise e when he lne was answered by b w what sounded very vcr much like a rival at nt the thc other en end l of the field He blew again much n harder rr and there was a a. second re re- re this this time almost in his ear car It II was from the farmers farmer's bull bun who In n response to a challenge to a a. further fur- fur ther contest promptly tossed the challenger challenger chall chal- chal lenger l Into the air When hen he nc had recovered bone player front from nl the Shock the tro trombone trombone the shouted Into darkness Tha greet coward coward- But Ah Aim can tell thee one thing W my J lad J Tim may be e a varry but strong man man but thas tha's no musician TOMMY WAS W A O I IMY lYS lY'S S T mother ha had taken take him to church to bear hear the evening gale gallery sermon ermon Mo and they hey occupied seats seals in the attention Tommy tried n not of to let Jet his but butt but It t dl ild a wa Viander M He der r from the tho Preacher intS- intS Interested i seemed to be 1 particularly In ii n front of oC in a family who sat him was wag about halt half and when the sermon his ter over VCr he hc whIspered to before Mamma lamma but a I know never ne saw those people their nam names s- s Hush dear dear ar But r I do Pelted Tommy Their T name s T Hill HIlI d tIo do you ou know fl- fl fler er very time tex text I I will c the l p preacher ear r sa says ays s 's his tills bills tho those up p mine mino eyes to tu theother the c e t two i other big lff girls look at each cach and smile I Tomm SUh y insI Y proved that Remus Magazine was pas raulte Uncle correct I I J A 1 C 1 A A POLITICIAN who ho was wa making mal a to house canvass came cameto to a farmhouse e ehe when he l ho he ob observed eI ed an nn elderly wom woman n standing at the gate and the candidate gracefully lifted his hh hat and politely asked No doubt my dear madam your our husband is at ai home Yes responded the woman Might light tight I have the thc pleasure of or seeing see see- ing him inquired d the thc politician Hes Ies down own inthe pasture bury a-bury- lug hag the thu dog dob was the reply from rom the Individual at the gateI gate I am vcr very sorry Indeed to learn of the death of oC your dog came in sympathizing tone from th the e candidate candi candi- date What hut killed 1 him 1 He wore himself out h a-h a harking at the thc candidates said the thc woman woman- Tit CONSOLING 11 HIM Df HERE KE Is such a THERE thing as overdoing over over- I doing this bright side business business busi busi- ness recently observed ed a crusty bachelor as was evidenced deuced recently recently in m the household of or a friend of of oC mine ho whose e wife has always prided her herself on the circumstance that she looks on th the tho bright side The Tie husband an absent minded sort fort of or chap put the lighted end of his cigar in his mouth as he sat reading read read- ing one evening evening- Of or course course- ho he Jumped up and made a a. dreadful racket for a moment Then rhen wife anxious to 11 live up to her reputation of being nice and cheerful and anti encouraging smiled blandly and observed observed- At At any rate dear deal It was was most fortunate for for- that you di discovered disco ered co it at nt once New New York Herald NOT YET Y T FINISHED T G a recent visit to D a southern southern south- south LS ern town a n Washington man was much interested in a small dark darl darky who had lad been told oC off to administer to his wants One morning the his eyes to find the the stranger opened f coal coal black servitor er standing at dt t his bedside bedside bed bed- side with a tra tray bearing coffee coHee and rolls Who Vho are you OU anyhow facetious facetious- J I ly demanded the Washingtonian Washington The taciturn youngster vouchsafed no reply but grinned broadly broadI Where here were you raised next in In- In the tine visitor visitor with a vague ue no notion no- no tion that this this was wag an opening H question ques- ques tion rite line little darky again and chuckled l J 1 aint done ral raised ed yit YIl suh suh Nc v v York Turk Herald Germany German im- im A factory Is to toe ported more than i 1111 started on OUO tons of fruit on the e a at t Bark Bark- Barkr I wAste to In was 1910 in frag for or r the tho ex- ex principally principal apple traction of at rubber and pear peeling from the and cores to be he t the h e latex of ot used by Ai Jell Jelly man man- trees tree which ar are aro so 80 o Prolific In Natal tal |