Show v l h These l t ese S 1 Men enLy en I E j jA Ly BY FRANCES FIANCES L. L GARSIDE A man may have hn a poor pOOl memory concerning e everything ng else on earth but ho ca can always recall the exact words of er c every printed compliment he lie ever e received Including the tho When hen a man gets two t that were not expected he celebrates b by r spending five Che A boys boy's good hood a picnic doesn't begin until he has managed to get g-ct lost from his mother and this is a characteristic characteristic characteristic char char- he never e entirely out outgrows rows All through life liCe his idea of or a good time doesn't begin till he has got lost from the woman who owns him A man looks at the button off ocr his coat and grumbles he ho doesn't l look ol at atthe atthe the tho six or seven left on and cultivate a sl spirit of oC gratitude Until man overcomes overcomes over over- comes this disposition to be gloomy he will neV never l' l be entirely satisfactory to the women A man tells so o many women that he has Ita a a. corner of oC his heart heart set aside asido for them that that organ In the male human must resemble a wa wasps wasps' nest The rhe real reason married men when away from home try to pass off as single is that the they want to the blow from Crom the women as long as pos pos- sible ible The few men who have the artistic tem temperament p are arc the idlers the man who has to work hard front from early earb to late has the artistic temperament In him him smashed as flat as If a rock rod crusher had rolled over it It Whenever a man commits s suicide it develops that h he hc c kissed hissed his wife goodby goodby good good- good I by when he left home a a. warning to wives who Insist upon their husbands I being affectionate After ACter a mart man is married and becomes a plow horse in his gait tho the only compliment ever paid him runs like kc this A i i uHe He Is a good man a but but And he has l to die to get that bUt bUtIn cut off In the story Or storT books bools a man works hard but In ift for real ome one womans woman's approval life liCe he ne wont won't so much as look the Wa way Of an any woman who doc doesn doesn't nt t n approve e 1 |