| Show BASEBALL STARS ARS AND UMPIRES SECURE UNIQUE JOBS IN WINTER BY BILL BIL BAILEY DAILEY Chicago Nov Not O 6 hon When It comes to selecting unique jobs give tho time blue ribbon the tile palm or anything else de denoting do- do noting tho honors to tho the ball bal players or to the time men associated with the na na- na- na tonal pastime Ta Take e tho the umpires for or Instance What hat would you figure as the time mot most unpleasant job In the world in the summer Rummer time Umpiring of ot course cO Then rhen what would you ou figure to beabout bo be about the most unpleasant job in tho the winter vinter Can you conceive of or anything anything Ikel likely to bring more woes than the jo Job of a floor walker Yet that is tho the Job that lint man many of or the umpires seek Theres There's Steve Ste Cusack for or Instance Time was when he lie umpired In the Na Na- a- a leant league Last summer lIe he worked In the Three Thre rc Eyes Then there Is Van Sickle one n time an aim umpire in the South- South ecu er but more le In the Illinois- Illinois v nn i Wisconsin lea league ue The Thc They listen to tho ho kicks of fans Cans s ul summer An And when I State winter street comes n the they hike right to the I I department stores and amid get I Johs as floor foor Apparently the tho they I enjoy time tho kicks Ye We are used useL to them said Cusack I meaning the kicks 8 In tim thA liat the time rations patrons I winter iv n io is 1 j U out I stores in II sun time the HiP i ball J Sweet Players music compared to what nimat toll tol us In the tIme sum- sum iner mner But the tho are not tho the only telious tel fel- ious iou's who go o after r jobs jabs Th afUr tho the unique winter There Thero iii n 11 Chancy Charcy OLeary O'Leary for tor ihn Instance In V the tho Summer r he pla plays s 's on tho the Infield i o of the time Detroit TIer This nYe winter imo ho will a attempt to gather her miles fyi Kather pen pen- Iles OLeat who Who lives In n Chicago l l es imas t hal Just the tile contract of giving ev 3 Hy i ln In this city an op- op of oC discovering his or her OLeary O'Leary w weight at has i I I T penny beet been per er try v I is I made the hue Chicago Lm representative n t M of of a n patent scale It I will be O wU Leary's O'Leary's job iou to set get time the weighing weigh weigh- ing Contrivance ance In aU all gt ln Ing Edward Public I lla has changed his habits and al alo alao 3 11 gone one e Into business this winter inter i cn In the tho ally n until groundhog da day this year v tho time big bigi twirler is IN trying to 8 1 automobiles s. s Edward fI figured led that an accident put him Vl In ln time the business hen i n was going at his bests best this summer ii hw 1 met n-met with n nn fn automobile accident i which put iUt lila his first t fin finger el of oC his lila pitching hand band out omit ot of commission lul And then mid there he lie became associated s ocl- ocl 0 t 1 with time the automobile In |
