| Show i I V Humor of the Hour l 5 PURE C CREAM EUrIn EUr In our country countr where can one rc really ll find rind the cream of oC society 1 asked asked asked ask ask- ed Miss J Blase BlaRe In Reno nelio of course where society goes gOlS through the se separator arat r replied the cynic acridly Judge USE OF OJ 1 Ill T LATIN ATiN Takashi Komatsu at atone atone one ono of th the dinners of the Harvard c com commencement m- m in In Cambridge Cam Cam Cam- bridge praised thc the study of Latin Latin Is useful eveir-useful socially he lie said Bald I r ronce once attended a dance in iii Boston A beautiful 1 Ze J- J v. v young debutante surrounded surrounded surrounded sur sur- rounded by a half dozen II H Harvard a r 1 v a r d undergrad undergrad- listened intently to a n story about a football foot- foot bull ball squa squabble le And tho time casus belli l' l she asked cd Thereupon her mother with a tho shocked ked look loul ex exclaimed My 1 dear how often oCten have I 1 told you 1 always to sa say stomach A 0 TIGHT FIT Ive Ie Just washed out outa a quit for COl my little boy boy ho- and now It seems too tooti ti tight ht for him bins Hell fit it il all right if you'll wash the boy bo bo- bo HUMORING HIM Two suffragettes were met together and the theone theone theone one had a grievance against tho the other mI I 1 am told she said slId severe severely I that you al allow allow allow al- al low your ou hu husband and to carr carry a latchkey Is it Possible Yes answered theother tho the other with an indulgent i do let tho the poor pOOl poorboy boy 1103 canO carry a n latchkey 1 I must admit But nut it doesn't fit tit tho the door doot V I Just let Itt him carry it to humor him He lIo likes to show shoat It to his friends you O know an and make a 1 0 them think think hes he's Inde Inde- pendent en E Everybody's odys ody's V Weekly Jih I 1 1 |
