Show Nothing Broke I The other day as an Irish hand ex pressman was taking a couple of newspaper news-paper typo forms to the office where the presswork was dono his cart collided with a heavy wagon as he was about to turn into the alley to get to the pressroom and both forms were dumped out and knocked into pi quicker than a cross eyed man could wink Without any idea as to the extent of the damage Pat made his way to the pressroom hunted up the foreman and saidMr IMr Foirsoytho would yez liud me tho loan av a boocket or a basket or something some-thing av that sairt to pick up the toypes I was after bringin to yez for ye see as I was comin into the mouth av the alley beyant sure soom blagaird ran into me wid his cairt and spilled the forrems but thank God Mr Foirsoythe thank God theres nothing broke theres nothing broke When the poor fellow woke up to the crushing fact that it would break him to make good tho damage he broke for parts unknownChicago Ledger |