Show Disqualified Applicant for positionHI heard that I you wanted a new reporter here and I would like you give me a trial Managing editor What are your qualifications I have a good education Well I have had fourteen years experience experi-ence Good I have never told a lie and I am not running for postmaster Good sir good You may start in tomorrow Thank you One n moment can you read your own I writing Why of course I can Ahmy friend I am very very sorry but we will have to try and worry through this world without you A man of your age should know sir that newspapermen newspaper-men are born and not made and besides I should not like to spoil a good penman The boy will show you to the elevator |