Show He Had a Wife ill Texas A sorrylooking specimen was beforetime before-time Police Judge You are charged with being a vagrant vag-rant said the Court I reckon hits a far deal Jedge responded re-sponded the man Have you no home Not in these parts Jedge No friends Ive got a wife in Texas Jedge Why dont you go home to her instead in-stead of starving and freezing up here Jedge did you ever meet my wife Of course I didnt I thought so Jedge or yoad never axed me that question Sixty days said the Judge curtly Much obleeged Jedge I was afeered I Texas yer wuz goin to sea me back ter |